Abe Lincoln Twilight Photo = Awesome.

Herner Klenthur

I have no clue who made this photo but my good buddy and writing partner Luke sent it to me and it is in a word.. genius.

I have never seen Twilight and frankly never will but with a remake clearly being planned I have some ideas on how to make it worth watching even for us die hard Twilight haters!

My ideal Twilight remake scenario: Lionsgate which has just purchased Summit for $500million is looking to bring a darker and grittier take to the film franchise.

They tap Timur Bekmambetov to direct and Tim Burton to produce and name the remake Twilight: The Presidential Oath and Abe Lincoln with his team of vampire hunting Senators hunt down Edward, Bella and their demon spawn.

Would you watch it? Gimme a hell yeah if you would!

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      1. Kelly S July 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm

        The remake rumour was fake, Summit has no plans to do anything with Twilight. ┬áPersonally I’m bored with all the Twilight hate, just let it run it’s course, it’s not like anyone’s forcing anyone to watch it.