Abe Lincoln Twilight Photo = Awesome.

Herner Klenthur

I have no clue who made this photo but my good buddy and writing partner Luke sent it to me and it is in a word.. genius.

I have never seen Twilight and frankly never will but with a remake clearly being planned I have some ideas on how to make it worth watching even for us die hard Twilight haters!

My ideal Twilight remake scenario: Lionsgate which has just purchased Summit for $500million is looking to bring a darker and grittier take to the film franchise.

They tap Timur Bekmambetov to direct and Tim Burton to produce and name the remake Twilight: The Presidential Oath and Abe Lincoln with his team of vampire hunting Senators hunt down Edward, Bella and their demon spawn.

Would you watch it? Gimme a hell yeah if you would!

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      1. Kelly S July 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm

        The remake rumour was fake, Summit has no plans to do anything with Twilight.  Personally I’m bored with all the Twilight hate, just let it run it’s course, it’s not like anyone’s forcing anyone to watch it.