Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D Gets Its MPAA Rating

Herner Klenthur

The horror movie you have all been waiting for has finally gotten its MPAA rating and its not PG-13. And by the movie you have all been dieing to see I meant a movie I will never go watch and by PG-13 rating we meant an R rating.

The 3D extravaganza will explode into theaters in January with all kinds of 3D mind numbing gore.

Synopsis: Twenty years ago, the town of Newt, Texas exacted vengeance on the Sawyer family for their role in assisting and concealing murders committed by the chainsaw-wielding maniac Jeb Sawyer, aka “Leatherface.” The entire family was presume killed when Burt Hartman led the townspeople to burn down their farm house, but the Sawyer infant survived and was secretly taken away by two of the vigilante townies, Gavin and Arlene, and raised their daughter Heather. It’s not until she’s in her twenties that Heather learns that she’s adopted.

A lawyer for her grandmother tracks her down with word she’s been left an inheritance. Angry at her parents for lying to her, she sets out for Texas on a road trip with her boyfriend Ryan, friends Nikki and Kenny, and Darryl, a hitchhiker they pick up on the way.


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      1. Rashad J. Boyd August 24, 2012 at 8:17 am

        I don’t understand… so is it PG-13 or R?

      2. Kyle Styres August 24, 2012 at 1:44 pm

        heh heh…i’m pretty sure it’s R

      3. chubungie August 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

        I’ll watch if for no other reason than Bill (Choptop) Moseley is in it!

      4. Mad Mann August 25, 2012 at 2:40 am

        You write horribly. Your attempt at cleverness in the opening paragraph works out to “A movie I will never go watch has finally received its MPAA rating and it’s not R”. Yes, it is. Complete fail.

        • Optimus_past_my_Prime August 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

          Agreed. Also, ‘dieing’ is not a word. Where do they get these writers?

      5. Ron Nocella August 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm

        Thank goodness for comments. I was confused about the rating also. lol

      6. Paul Bucy August 29, 2012 at 2:37 pm

        Who wrote this blurb? Surely there are more literate horror fans who could write something a little more coherent?