First Official Photo from Scary Movie 5

Chris Savage

With the cast finally locked in for the fifth installment in the Scary Movie franchise, Dimension Films’ have released the first official photo from the flick which features Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. I’m going to have a bit of fun with this, so head on down below and “Caption this…” in the comments.

The film stars Ashley Tisdale (“High School Musical”), Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan and Roland ‘Lil Duval’ Powell with a few returning cast members such as Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, and Molly Shannon.

The plot details go as follows; “Three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.” The “reboot” will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.”


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      1. Larry Darren September 20, 2012 at 10:32 pm

        Poor Charlie, didn’t Lohan play that funny main character in Malcolm in the Middle?

      2. Derrick Prettyricky Pearson September 21, 2012 at 1:15 pm

        What baby I thought I was WINNING!!!!!1

      3. Kyle Styres September 21, 2012 at 9:09 pm

        ‘damn, i just had a dream i wiped my ass with my career and ended up in a movie with charlie sheen……..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!’