Take Cover, It’s a Sharknado Trailer!

Jason McDonald

This is a movie in which a bunch of sharks get swept up by a tornado and a group of hapless heroes must find a way to put an end to the storm.  If you read that and think “This is the dumbest thing ever, I don’t want to see it.” Then I don’t know what to say to you.  Clearly you don’t love the fine arts. Would it help if I said this movie had Tara Reid in it? Ah, there we go, I knew I’d win you back with that one.

“Sharknado” is the latest insane project to come out of The Asylum and the trailer below clearly shows that this is their most jaw-dropping work yet.  I don’t want to spoil it for you, but there’s a moment with a chainsaw where I had to pause the trailer and walk away.  My mind was just incapable of digesting so much brilliance at once.  Check out the trailer below and let us know what you think.

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace, and nature’s deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air.

The film is being directed by Anthony C. Ferrante and stars Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard, Cassie Scerbo, and Jaason Simmons.


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      1. Stephen Byrne July 10, 2013 at 10:24 pm

        This is a piss take right!

      2. Mike New July 11, 2013 at 12:40 am

        It’s Raining Sharks! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Sharks! Amen!
        I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
        Absolutely soaking wet!
        It’s Raining Sharks! Hallelujah!
        It’s Raining Sharks, Every Specimen!
        Long, meat eating, blind and lean
        Rough and tough and strong and mean jaws looking sharks!