The Conjuring Review

Monster Mary

The Conjuring Poster 1I always love a good ghost story that is based on a true haunting. The saying goes that the truth is stranger than fiction and this is definitely true in the case of the Perrons. In The Conjuring, The Perrons, a close family of seven, Carolyn, Roger and their girls Andrea, Nancy, Christine, Cindy, and April all move into a beautiful farm house in a rural picturesque property by a lake. They bought the farmhouse at auction and don't know anything about the history of the house. As soon as they arrive strange things start to happen.

All the clocks stop every night at 3:07 am (The witching hour). While playing a game of Clap and go seek, one of the girls finds a hidden doorway to the cellar filled with antiques from the previous owners of the house. April finds a small jack in the box toy hidden in a tree on the property. The smallest girl, April starts talking to an imaginary friend named Rorry, whom she claims can only be seen through the mirror on the Jack in the box.

Another game of Clap and go seek leads to a strange discovery in an antique armoire in one of the girls rooms. The Father of the girls is a long haul trucker and has to leave on an extended business trip, of course that's when things start to escalate around the house.

After several sleepless nights in the house, the family seeks help from professional Paranormal Investigators, Lorraine ( a clairvoyant) and Ed Warren (a Demonologist). The Warrens are well known in the Paranormal field and come to stay with the family in order to help. The Warrens tell them that there is a demon attached to the family and they must contact the Vatican for permission for an exorcism. And in order to get permission they must show proof of the possession. And so the Warrens and the Perrons set up house to catch a demon by installing cameras and recorders all over the house that only trigger with a sudden drop of temperature. They are hoping to get a few snapshots of the ghosts or demon

The Conjurring is a classic ghost story directed by James Wan who also brought us Saw, Insidious, and Dead Silence. The film pays homage to older ghost movies like The Haunting, The Amityville Horror, The Changeling, Burnt Offerings, and Poltergeist without outright copying any of them. What makes The Conjuring different is that it focuses not only on the family but the Paranormal investigators. The film has a slow and deliberate build of tension but is never boring.

There are a few jump scares along the way but for the most part the movie relies on old fashioned scare tactics and practical effects. This is the type of ghost story that I love. I always find myself doing research on the real story behind the movie. Usually Hollywood takes a real story and changes it dramatically to make it scarier, but in this case the real story was just as frightening. The biggest surprise to me was that the doll named Anabelle is real! If you don't already have a fear of dolls, you might just develop one after watching this movie.

Now, I am one of those people that have seen so many Horror movies over time, that they no longer scare me. This is something I truly hate! The big scare is what drew me into the genre to begin with. I love the adrenaline rush of a truly scary movie. Besides jumping a few times, I didn't find The Conjuring very scary at the theatre. I emphasize the theatre part, because late that night when I went to bed, I kept imagining or perhaps dreaming that someone or something was trying to grab at my legs! So those of you that are easily scared may have a few sleepless nights with the lights on after watching The Conjuring. But, those sleepless nights are what being a Horror Geek are all about, so enjoy the thrill of the scare.

4 / 5 stars     


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      1. Quagg July 23, 2013 at 3:19 am

        False, it was boring and tropey

      2. gwilkie01 July 23, 2013 at 4:55 pm

        Boring and tropey indeed.

        The film was all over the place with a variety of ghosts whose intentions were vague, useless subplot which added nothing, and although the first half felt strong with some nice scares, the second half was far too predictable.

        It took no chances.

        It ticked the boxes then ended.

        • DirtyGirl July 24, 2013 at 7:48 pm

          I didn’t find the movie boring in any way. But I am a huge fan of suspense or what some people call a “slow burn” type of movie. I always enjoy an old fashioned ghost tale or supernatural thriller the most.

      3. UnhingedReviews (@UnhingedReviews) July 25, 2013 at 3:46 am

        This was a quality film, definitely worth the wait. I like the fact that the Warrens were the focus which gives the movie a little more believable cred. Just imagine having all those paranormal experiences, woww! I would really like to hear some people chiming in across the net with their own experiences tho, it’d be the perfect accent. As for the cast, I’ve always liked Lili Taylor’s performances, she has that 70s feel which fit perfect with her character. I’m putting this title up with the rest of the classics in the archive. Nice review

      4. tamina August 2, 2013 at 5:23 pm

        I saw The Conjuring today was very dissapointed. It wasn’t scary enough for me there were no jumpy moments what so ever. I don’t usually jump on the “hyped up scary films” badwagon like Blair Witch and Paranormal activity which are scary as a Simpsons tree house of horrors but i had high hopes for the conjuring since it was from the makers of Insideous which was pretty decent and creepy at times. I wasn’t bored so i’ll give it 6/10 but it’s nowhere near scary as people make it out to be.

      5. Ryan August 4, 2013 at 2:38 am

        It was a amazing movie. I loved it

      6. Aaron Cox December 6, 2013 at 6:04 am

        This is one of those movies that is a hit or miss. I am not a fan of supernatural films, at least not any of the new stuff. I did find this to be quite interesting though. It was a slow burn which I am always a fan of, so that helps. I like the first opening to the film, which set the creepy tone for the rest of the film. I am sure people believe in the supernatural, and will get more freaked out by this than most… where as I did not. While it was creepy and well written, it fell a little flat for me. That is not to say that it wasn’t a good movie though. It had it’s moments and that was enough to keep me intrigued until the final scenes. I liked that the threat was actually creepy and not forced like in most new films. I did not know anything about the Warrens heading into this, so it was cool to see that story being told. Overall it was a good film, and was never forced in it’s delivery. I wish it would have been more intense like the opening, but it is what it is. 3.5/5