How Do You Create a Hunger Games Theme Park?

Herner Klenthur

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LionsGate the once iconic horror distributor is now the big studio juggernaut and as part of that they have some pretty crazy dystopian plans. What plans are those? Glad you asked!

LionsGate is apparently interested in developing a Hunger Games Theme park because nothing says family fun like a bunch of tweens running around trying to murder one another.

Now for me I am not quite sure what is so family friendly and fun about a theme park full of torture, mayhem and death even if it is a PG-13 teen variation of it. The CEO of Lionsgate Mr Feltheimer says via THR quote;

“We have been approached in two different territories about potential theme park opportunities, which gives you a sense of the cultural impact of this franchise,

“We are excited about those opportunities and are pursuing them,”

So the question of the day is how in the hell do you make a Hunger Games Theme Park? Do you install rides or do you just hand out night sticks and riot shields upon entry and do a really perverse take on laser tag?

Hit the comments and tell us do you want a Hunger Games theme park? What kinds of rides do you envision?


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      1. James Wright November 10, 2013 at 3:07 am

        Just like the movie with the out side platforms and domes and stuff make it look like the movies and have it like a 3D ride with the characters coming around you or have you in it doing it like a live ride were you can be in it live action something like that

      2. Benny Copenhaver November 10, 2013 at 3:31 am

        You don’t. The movie sucked horrifically. There is so many more movies that are far greater than this pos that deserve it better.

      3. Ozz Zavala November 10, 2013 at 3:42 am

        You put a lot of poor people in a big park and watch them fight to death for food

      4. David Gardner November 10, 2013 at 4:17 am

        By killing off the fans of this franchise

      5. Nick Fry November 10, 2013 at 4:37 am

        This isn’t a horror movie, so who cares…

      6. Steven Michael Kirkpatrick November 10, 2013 at 4:43 am

        Easy you build next to the two shittyest parks in the world. Twilight land and Morbid Bones (whatever the hell its called) theme park. I can’t take a movie serious when the lead character is named katniss and most of the material is recycled or copied from Battle Royal.

      7. Michael Mora November 10, 2013 at 5:07 am

        Yeah right, kill all the noisy kids.

      8. DiZams DX November 10, 2013 at 6:14 am

        Burning balls of gas, bees, Werewolves!