Horror Movies Forum - Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (romero-inspired) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:50:00 +0000

ROTFLMFAO, that was hilarious

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:59:33 +0000

RIP wrote:

10:30am to 12:30pm - Leprechaun 4 : in Space
12:30pm to 2:30pm - Leprechaun
2:30pm to 4:30pm - Leprechaun 2
4:30pm to 6:30pm - Leprechaun 3

Guy's taking a whiz in a public bathroom. A little guy with red hair and a green suit comes in and starts using the urinal beside him. Guy looks over. Holy crap -- little dude's hung like a horse.

Guy says, "Excuse me...I'm sorry if this makes you feel weird, but I couldn't help noticing you have an enormous penis for such a little guy."

Little guy says, "Oh, well, that's because I'm a leprechaun, and we all have big penises. As a matter of fact, because of your compliment, I'm willing to grant you one wish and make your penis just as big as mine. All you have to do is blow me."

Guy's like, forget that. He zips up and goes home. That night he makes love to his wife. Afterwards, he can't help but notice how unsatisfied she was. The next day he goes back to the public bathroom to take a piss and there stands the leprechaun. Guy says, "I've thought about your offer...I think I'm going to take you up on it." The leprechaun drops his pants and sure enough, the dude blows him.

He gets home excited. He walks up to his wife, grabs her, throws her down on the bed and tears into her. Afterward, he once again notices how unsatisfied she was, so he goes to the bathroom and looks at his penis and is angry when he realizes it's the exact same size.

The next day he goes back to the public bathroom, and there stands the leprechaun. The guy goes off on him.

"You said if I blew you you'd make my penis bigger! But you didn't! I can't believe you didn't keep your end of the bargain!"

Little guy says, "Yeah, well, I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."

*rimshot*

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (deadhorse13) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:28:02 +0000

c'mon now, it only stands to reason that 'Leps' would wanna show off all that bling they've been hording

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (Constantce) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:12:54 +0000

Leprechaun in Space? That's just silly. I tried to watch the Hood one yesterday but it was ridiculous.

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (romero-inspired) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:44:54 +0000

i'm watching the original leprechaun right now

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (MacheteMassacre) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:40:10 +0000

Oh thats right. It was one of her first films.

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (RIP) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:01:02 +0000

MacheteMassacre wrote:

I might check out the Leprachaun movies.

Actually the first Leprechaun film is okay and has a young nipply Jennifer Anniston in it.

I have Leprechaun 1 and 2 on dvd.

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (jmh314) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:40:39 +0000

Nope, still dont care.

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (RIP) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:14:03 +0000

MacheteMassacre wrote:

I might check out the Leprachaun movies.

You might wanna shotgun some beer or sniff some gule beforehand though lol.:lol:

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (MacheteMassacre) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:32:24 +0000

I might check out the Leprachaun movies.

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (romero-inspired) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:11:54 +0000

not that bad of a lineup

Re: Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (Zomboy) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:09:35 +0000

Jesus, I'm really looking forward to a bunch of leprechaun movies
I guess Sci-Fi just really doesn't even try any more.

Sunday 8-24-08 on SciFi

dummy@example.com (RIP) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:23:42 +0000

There isn't any shit on the SciFi channel today so I thought that I would go ahead and post Sunday's list on here:

9:00am to 11:00am - The Prophecy: Forsaken
10:30am to 12:30pm - Leprechaun 4 : in Space
12:30pm to 2:30pm - Leprechaun
2:30pm to 4:30pm - Leprechaun 2
4:30pm to 6:30pm - Leprechaun 3
6:30pm to 9:00pm - Dawn of the Dead
9:00pm - 11:00pm - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
11:00pm to 1:00am - Dead and Deader

Remember peeps, this is Sunday's lineup not today. I went ahead and posted this cause I might be busy tomorrow with family things so fuck it lol.:P