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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Brian Keene's novel The Rising: What a joke.]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hm...I can&#039;t really get into Keene, either, I read City of the Dead, wasn&#039;t too impressed, sadly.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Brian Keene's novel The Rising: What a joke.]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Bummer <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/sad.png" width="15" height="15" alt="sad" /></p><p>I love Keene <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/wink.png" width="15" height="15" alt="wink" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brian Keene's novel The Rising: What a joke.]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This is by far the most pathetic excuse for a novel I&#039;ve ever had the misfortune of reading.&nbsp; Granted, this is the only Keene book I&#039;ve read, but I can&#039;t imagine his crummy writing could get any better.&nbsp; Here&#039;s an excerpt: HAS STRONG LANGUAGE....</p><p>She heard voices now, much closer.&nbsp; Voices she recognized.<br />&quot;Damn, G! Check that shit out.&quot;<br />Horn Dawg.<br />&quot;Mother-fucking Marquon.&nbsp; I told that nigga to watch his ass. Now look at him.&quot;<br />T-Bone.<br />&quot;Hey, look at this.&nbsp; Dessert! I&#039;ll be right with you gentlemen.&quot;<br />The Zombie.<br />Their reply was a volley of gunshots, followed by more ringing.&nbsp; At first, Frankie thought it was in her ears, but dimly she realized it was another cell phone.<br />&quot;Yo, T-Bone snapped, cutting the chime off abruptly. &quot;Whassup?&quot;<br />Silence, and then&nbsp; &quot;You stupid mother fuckers! Wha&#039;chu mean he let it out of its fucking cage? Shit, did he think the bitch was gonna hide in there wit it?&quot;<br />Frankie resumed watch at the door, in time to see T-Bone viciously jamming the phone into his pocket. <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /> The zombie lay in a bullet-ridden pile at his feet.<br />&quot;Who that is?&quot; inquired Horn Dawg.<br />&quot;Fucking C. He said Willie let the damn lion out of its cage.&nbsp; Thought that ho&#039; might be hiding inside.&quot;<br />&quot;Yo, maybe we should forget about all this,&quot; Horn Dawg replied, his face turning ashen. &quot;A fucking lion on the loose? Naaa yo. I don&#039;t think so.&quot;<br />&quot;Fucking C is on fucking crack. He say the lion be talking to him and shit!&quot;<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;The sudden growl from the bushes beyond the fountain was deep and rambling, a symphony of perfect bestial rage.&nbsp; Then the foliage parted and it padded into the moonlight, the king of the jungle.<br />The king was dead. Long live the king.<br />The lion grinned. <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /></p><p>HAHAHA: this was enough to make me put the book down and never read another keene book again.&nbsp; Absolutely painful to read.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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