Horror Movies Forum - Write your Zombie haiku here...

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (askani-son) — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:47:21 +0000

Quick! Dodge, splat, duck, splat,
Azathoths' at it again,
Where's it all come from!?

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (azathoth) — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:42:03 +0000

Monkeys take revenge
With awesome poo flinging skills
Dead duck, but still fucked

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (askani-son) — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:34:37 +0000

Monkey brains in stew,
And the wicked witch is dead,
Fuck you Dorothy.

(Not really zombie, I know, but there are brains...)

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (deadhorse13) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 05:04:19 +0000

ate dead vagina
found it preferable to
cheese macaroni

edited for zombie content LOL

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:53:47 +0000

Az is a zombie, see
What that means is that he is
Dead between the legs.

Ah-thank you.

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:39:38 +0000

You can't be missing and show up at the same time
Unless..you a zombie
I'mma put that on MySpace

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (askani-son) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:36:30 +0000

An undead monkey
In a Lovecraftian throne
Smells like rotten Az...

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (TerrorCorner) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 22:17:21 +0000

Gnawing on tasties
Crimson dribbling down my chin
Oops- jaw just fell off...

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (fredgarvin) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 22:01:50 +0000

i watched the new show
i bought what they told me to
do people like me now?

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (KatJennings) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:07:28 +0000

DAINBRAMAGE wrote:

I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "

Turn the music up
While you stroke that pussy babe
Decapitation

Thank you....lol

Hahaha just made my day (love that movie)

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:06:06 +0000

I tried to spank it
But oops, my junk broke right off
Now I can't pee-pee

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (DAINBRAMAGE) — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 02:38:31 +0000

I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "

Turn the music up

While you stroke that pussy babe

Decapitation

Thank you....lol

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (MacheteMassacre) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:37:49 +0000

Out of ideas?
Add zombies to your poor script.
Then rake in cash money.

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:32:03 +0000

Canada is cold
It makes our zombie balls freeze
We're not going there

Re: Write your Zombie haiku here...

dummy@example.com (askani-son) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:07:57 +0000

I like tasty meat,
like the stuff stuck in my teeth
and in my colan.