Ha!  Marry it.  Can you imagine that?  Taking a knee in front of your TV and proposing to a channel.  Silliness...

No it's not you wolfie. UK tv sucks donkey ass all year and Xmas is the sweatiest donkey ass time of them all.
I've pretty much given up with watching the idiot box (apart from the Horror channel) unless there is a specific good thing on, usually Walking Dead or Dr Who.

that's about it Cap. i watch the occasional film on the horror channel or on the sky satelitte channels and the walking dead series and that's it. the wife watches Desperate Housewifes, Bones and u.k gold for the old comedy series on there. Andy watches the most but that's not surprising as he is 12 years old, pretty much the age most of the crap on there is aimed at! Happy Christmas and happy internet and dvd watching Captain!

Lets see what for Xmas this year!

Friday 23rd Dec

9:00PM Clive Barker's The Plague
10:55  Masque of the Red Death (1964)
00:25 The Blood of Fu Manchu (1968)
2:35am Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

Xmas Eve
23:00 Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde
1:05 The Signal
3:03 The Gingerdead Man

Xmas day
21:00 Jack Frost
22:35: Black Christmas (1974)
00:50 Phenomena
2:55 Hideous

Boxing day
21:00 Jack Frost 2
22:55 Silent Night, Deadly Night
00:30 Two Evil Eyes
2:55 The Last Lovecraft

Tuesday
21:00 Hellrasier
22:55 Hellrasier 2
00:50 Hellrasier 3
2:40 Zombie (2006)

Wednesday
21:00  Evil Aliens
22:55 Bloody Birthday
00:40 Demonic Toys
2:30: Parasomnia

Thursday
21:00  Eraserhead
22:55 Switchblade Romance
00:40 Teeth
2:30 Blood Angels

Friday
21:00 Demons
22:55 Obsession
00:50 To The Devil A Daughter
2:30 Boa Vs Python

New year eve
21:00 Hammer house of hours
23:10 Lust For A Vampire
1:00 The Devil Rides Out
2:50 Zombie Virus On Mulberry Street

Also coming soon

Saturday 15th October
23:10 Blood From The Mummy's Tomb
1:00 Pieces
2:40 The Terminators

Sunday 16th October
21:00 Spirit Trap
22:55  Happy Birthday To Me 
1:00 Boo
2:45 Zombie Diaries

Monday 17th October
21:00 Brotherhood of Blood
22:55 Slumber Party Massacre
00:25 Plague Town
2:05 The Cradle

Tuesday 18th October
21:00 Blood Trails
22:55 Frankenhooker
00:40 Black Scorpion
2:30  Lonely Joe

Wednesday 19th October
21:00 Zombie Town
22:55 Frontiers
00:45 The Blackout
2:45 Subspecies IV: Bloodstorm

Thursday 20th October
21:00 House of a Thousand Dolls
22:55 Detention
00:40 Return To The House On Haunted Hill
2:00 Decadent Evil

Friday 21st October
10 AM Mammoth
8:00  Stephen King's The Shining  Series
21:00 Piranha  (1995) remake
22:55 Red Canyon
00:45 Venus In Furs
2:30 Ed Gein: The Butcher Of Plainfield

And THE STAND tv show will start on Halloween Weekend Which full of Hammer Horror

Sunday 9th October
21:00 Alone In The Dark 2
22:55 Demons 2
00:40 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

Monday 10th October
21:00 Dead Heat
22:55 Never Cry Werewolf
00:35 The Stendhal Syndrome
2:50 Puppet Master IV

Tuesday 11th October
21:00 Slayer
22:50 Fright
00:40 Blackwater Valley Exorcism
2:30 Devil In The Flesh 2

Wednesday 12th October
21:00 Tracked
22:55 Martyrs
00:45 Midnight Movie
2:40 Small Town Folk

Thursday 13th October
21:00 The House of Usher
22:55 Ogre
00:40 Twelve
2:10 The Craving

Friday 14th October
21:00 Wasting Away 
22::55 Arachnid
00:45 99 Women
2:30 Shuttle

Sunday 2nd October
21: 00 Alone In The Dark
22:55 Demons
0:35 A Bay Of Blood
2:05 The Bride

Monday 3rd October
16:00 Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
21:00 The Ungodly
22:55 Timber Falls
0:45 Zombie King
2:30 Abominable

Tuesday 4th October
10:00 Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
21:00 Zombie Virus On Mulberry Street
22:55 Bitter Feast
1:00 The Terror Trap
2:40 The Gravedancers

Wednesday 5th October
21:00 Vampire Bats
22:55 Switchblade Romance
0:45  Resurrecting The Street Walker
2:10 The Card Player

Thursday 6th October
9:00 Frankenstein Reborn (Full Moon Title)
16:00 Dragon Storm
21:00 Superstition
22:55 Black Moon Rising
00:50 The Living And The Dead
2:30 Blood Angels

Friday 7th October
9:00 The War of the Worlds series
16:00 Critters 3
21:00 Tamara
22:55 Savage Streets
0:45 Frontiers
2:50 Ice Spiders

Little late this week

Sunday
21:00 BloodRayne (2005)
22:40The Fear Chamber (2008)
00:35The Rage (2008) Is this any good?

Monday
21:00 The Bone Snatcher
22:55 Stag Night
00:25 Decoys

Tuesday
21:00  Tenebrae
22:55 Ghost Writer
00:45 Slaughter High
02:30 The Dark Lurking

Wednesday
21:00Beyond Loch Ness
22:55 Blood River
00:35 Dead Meat
02: 30 Jack Frost 2 (Really looking forward to this one lol )

Thursday
21:00 An American Werewolf in London
22:55 Tony - London Serial Killer
00:25 Eraserhead
02:05 Autumn 

Friday
21:00 Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
22:55 Pieces
00:35 Martyrs
2:30 The Flock 

Others
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME Sunday 16 October 2011 @ 22:55
MIDNIGHT MOVIE Tuesday 11 October 2011 @ 00:50
PIRANHA (1995) First remake Friday 21 October 2011 @ 21:00
PLAGUE TOWN Sunday 16 October 2011 @ 00:25
PUPPET MASTER IV Monday 10 October 2011 @ 02:50
RETURN TO THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL Wednesday 19 October 2011 @ 00:30
SHUTTLE Friday 14 October 2011 @ 02:25
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE Monday 17 October 2011 @ 22:55
THE BLACKOUT Wednesday 19 October 2011 @ 01:00
THE GRAVEDANCERS Tuesday 4 October 2011 @ 02:40  (This a great movie)
THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR Tuesday 18 October 2011 @ 16:00
WASTING AWAY Friday 14 October 2011 @ 21:00  (I almost got this on DVD last week)
ZOMBIE DIARIES Sunday 16 October 2011 @ 02:45
ZOMBIE VIRUS ON MULBERRY STREET Tuesday 4 October 2011 @ 21:00 (Another movie on got DVD already

the three films you have added comments to in brackets Bassi are all ones i saw on the horror channel first. gravedancers is proberly the best new ( newish) film i have watched on there, it is very good., and i bought the dvd. Wasting away isn't too bad a zombie comedy and it has some laughs. Zombie virus on mulberry street is cheap but is a good film and i look forward to seeing Stakeout from the same makers.