Horror Movies Forum - POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:12:19 +0000

Voting is officially over. The results:

Ash: 2 Votes (3, minus mine so I could see the results)
Justified votes: 2 x 5 pts each = 10 pts
Total pts: 10

Xenomorph: 4 Votes
Justified votes: 4 x 5 pts each = 20 pts
Total pts: 20

Harry Warden: 0 Votes

C.H.U.D.: 0 votes

Winner: XENOMORPH

Not a lot of votes on this month's final but hey, what can you do? The next time we see Xenomorph will be in the Semi-Finals, which take place five weeks from today. Thanks to all of you who participated, and keep an eye out for the 13th weekly round, which I'll have up shortly.

As for this match, here's how I'd break it down:

Unless he used stealth, Warden would lose to Ash due to inferior weaponry alone. But even if he did get within axe-range of Ash, he'd have to contend with that wicked chainsaw, and he'd lose. Warden would also lose to C.H.U.D. because C.H.U.D. is super-strong and durable. He'd lose to Alien because an axe ain't gonna do a lot of good against a Xenomorph except maybe piss it off.

C.H.U.D. would lose to Ash, because of Ash's heavy firepower. As durable as it is, I seriously doubht a C.H.U.D. could withstand a chainsaw to the gut or a double-barrel blast to the face.

Ash would beat Harry Warden and C.H.U.D. He'd have his hands full with the Xenomorph, though, especially in close quarters. He'd have to use the chainsaw, but the splatter of acid blood would eat him alive. The only chance Ash has is to attack it from a near distance with the shotgun. But with the Xenomorph being as stealthy as it is and being able to blend into shadows, the real question is would Ash see it coming in time to blow it away? I don't think he would.

As much as we all love Ash, this is Xenomorph's fight to lose.

My take: Xenomorph wins

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:34:21 +0000

Don't forget, I have to vote so I can see the results and I always select the first option, so deduct one from Ash.

Odd. I would have thought this finals match would have more participants considering two certified genre favorites are involved.

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:25:45 +0000

Large Marge...now that was a great movie! Just tell em Large Marge sent ya!

This fight is close!

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (swollenguy) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:08:13 +0000

Underdog wrote:

When I was a kid one of my favorite rides at the amusement park was large Marge, I miss her

Don't we all

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Underdog) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:58:32 +0000

When I was a kid one of my favorite rides at the amusement park was the * Bump-er * cars.

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (JJ) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:52:15 +0000

The xenomorph would win because he is quicker and better at the surprise attack then any of the other opponents, and if he is attacked whatever weapon hit it would be therefore useless, as well as the fact that it can climb walls and wait for most of them to kill each other off before he comes in for the final blow

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:32:05 +0000

Ah ha! I guess "alien wins" isn't all that much a given after all, is it, folks?

Just a heads up: two more days before voting is over so get 'em in while you can, folks. This being a finals match, this coming Sunday marks the return to regularly weekly matches, and I think you guys are going to really enjoy the next four weeks.

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (azathoth) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:02:45 +0000

It's gonna be either Ash or Xeno. Here's the thing- if Ash uses his chainsaw, he's a puddle on the floor. Boomstick®, he can boomify Xeno's head. [side note- if we went 3rd Gen Ash, he could grab inside-jaws with his Fist-o-Funk©, which would be fun to see!]

On Xeno's side, it's got the PowerTailAddon (patent pending) and nice speed. It's going to come down to environment. With the SwishyTail o' Doom, I don't think Ash would engage in close quarters, and just boom away. And since the only thing he's ever missed was his own hand, I think he hits and he scores.

Winner- Ash

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Underdog) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:32:52 +0000

What was that disco dance from the 70's? Oh yea, The * Bump *

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (DirtyGirl) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:15:01 +0000

Alien for sure would win, but Ash would put up quite a fight!

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Underdog) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:02:09 +0000

Part 3-- In a matter of seconds the Alien looking thing that dropped with out warning, or fear, onto the face of C.H.U.D., Xeno, blinds C.H.U.D. by spitting acid onto it's face. Xeno latches off the face and drops onto the floor to finish off the blinded C.H.U.D. Using his deadly tail over and over to cut into C.H.U.D's body effortlessly. C.H.U.D never even knew what hit him. Xeno leaps on top of the lifeless body of C.H.U.D. With out any weapon, drained of energy from lack of food or water, hobbling on one good leg, and totally fucked as always; Ash must rely on luck, or a semi automatic rifle capable of taking down an elephant, magically appearing in his hands, if he's to stay alive much longer. " Think...think...think Ash..." Still in thought, Ash feels a stinging sensation. Blood begins spurting from his stomach. As quickly as it entered, Xenos serrated tail exits the wound. Dropping to his knees, Ash feels nothing. The pain has totally subsided. A life of memories flash in front of him. The lights begin to fade, as does his life.

No doubt Ash is a hero amongst heroes. Bet no matter how hard I tried, or how much I wanted him to win, it was futile to even try to write a story that made sense, with Ash coming out the victor against all three of these stone cold killers. As much as I love the guy. Alien, in my mind would reign supreme. And rightfully so!

R.I.P. King Ash, and may you rot in hell C.H.U.D & Harry Warden!!

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 04:37:00 +0000

Alien would destroy all of the others. They are born and bred to fight. They have a protective shell, acid blood and amazing strength.

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Underdog) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 03:59:22 +0000

Part 2: 2 hours after kicking ass on some pick-axe wielding, crazed miner. Ash is still lost in the labyrinth he woke up in, but at least he's still alive. Although his body feels half dead from pain, exhaustion, hunger, and dehydration. Limping from the pick-axe blow he took in the knee, Ash perseveres on in search of a way out: all the while cursing every God he's ever heard of, and making up a few himself, just for good measure. A rumbling reverberating sound echoes up ahead of him some where in the darkness of his confines. "Now what? Or should I say who now? Why can't I just for once be transported to, and wake up in some place where demons, lunatics, aren't trying to kill me? Like... on Gilligan's island. Yea! Hell, Stallag 13 of Hogans Heroes would even work. Shut up Ash, your talking to yourself again and are sounding kinda loony." A louder rumble this time again rings out in the far off distance. Out of ammo, Ash grabs a hold of the stock of his trusty shotgun and proceeds on. Just a few yards ahead he sees a light green glow coming out of the ground. The illuminating glow reminded him of the Kryptonite he had read about in the pages of comic books. Now in front of, and looking down upon the glowing floor, a surge of rock and dust showers upward. Pulling itself out of the recently opened pit is a monstrosity of a thing. Even bigger in mass, and no doubt more threatening than anything he's ever seen. " Ummm...you wouldn't happen to have any food or water on ya would you. Maybe even a band-aid or two?" Ash swings to the head of the thing in front of him with his shotgun, using all the force he can muster. Which ain't much! The radioactive thing called C.H.U.D. takes the blow, barely noticing he's been hit. C.H.U.D easily seizes the now fragmented weapon from Ash, and casts it away. Ash does the only thing he can and tries to run. His throbbing leg won't allow it. A fast shuffle is all he can manage. Even the surging adrenaline running through his veins can't give him the distance Ash so desperately needs. Ash realizes it's fight, not flight, that is his only hope of survival. In a last ditch effort Ash turn to face the thing called C.H.U.D. " All right you son-of-a-bitch, come and get some then!!" C.H.U.D hesitates his assault. Looks up. Something drops from above, and onto the face of C.H.U.D. " What the Fu... is that, Ash mutters?"

To be continued....

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:40:20 +0000

El bumpo.

Re: POLL: Deadliest Horror Movie Warrior 3RD MONTH FINALS MATCH

dummy@example.com (Underdog) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:22:31 +0000

azathoth wrote:

I'm looking forward to editing all of UltraDawg's stories together. Not as in adding stuff, just offering to do the actual editing work for him.

Appreciate the offer, az. That would be great!