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			<description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;There can be only one!&quot;</p><p>This is verging on being a fascinating experiment.&nbsp; Everyone who is writing in is well versed and has reasonable arguments.&nbsp; Some psych journal would have a field day with us, lol.</p><div class="quotebox"><cite>UnderDog wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Not sure how I screwed that up? A promise is a promise though. 9,990 TT&#039;s will be sent to your acct.</p></blockquote></div><p>I love it when the adults in the room don&#039;t pay attention to the monkeys&#039; saying &quot;don&#039;t do it.&quot;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /><br />Thank you everyone, I&#039;ll be here all week!</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>azathoth wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>^^<br />Coming from the guy who has 20,000 more than me?&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /><br />Thank you, I hope I did you proud.</p></blockquote></div><p>Oh, this isn&#039;t about making me or anyone else proud. These versus matches are bigger than you or I.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/big_smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="big_smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>azathoth wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>This is funny- I didn&#039;t notice a huge change in my TTs, so I looked it up; Undy gave me 10, not 10,000.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /></p><p>No, Dawg, <strong><em>do not go giving me the rest</em></strong>, the honor was <span class="bbu">in the recognition</span>, not the TTs.</p></blockquote></div><p>Not sure how I screwed that up? A promise is a promise though. 9,990 TT&#039;s will be sent to your acct.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This is funny- I didn&#039;t notice a huge change in my TTs, so I looked it up; Undy gave me 10, not 10,000.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /></p><p>No, Dawg, <strong><em>do not go giving me the rest</em></strong>, the honor was <span class="bbu">in the recognition</span>, not the TTs.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>^^<br />Coming from the guy who has 20,000 more than me?&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /><br />Thank you, I hope I did you proud.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>10,000 TT&#039;s have been added to your already over abundant amount.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>^^<br />Thanks Lon and Undy.&nbsp; I felt compelled to write a story since the Dawg said he wouldn&#039;t take the win (&#039;cause you know his are unparalleled).&nbsp; Was kinda fun.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Right-o.&nbsp; Voting is officially over for this round.&nbsp; Our results:</p><p>Leatherface:<br />Total votes -- 1 (2, minus mine so I could see the results)<br />Justified votes -- 1 x 5 pts each = 5 pts<br />Total: 5 pts</p><p>Michael Myers:<br />Total votes -- 6<br />Justified votes -- 5 x 5 pts each = 25<br />Non-justified votes -- 1 x 1 pt each = 1 pt<br />Total: 26 pts</p><p>Winner:&nbsp; MICHAEL MYERS</p><p>As has been advertised many times over the last few days, Underdog has volunteered to donate a monstrous 10,000 Toe Tags to the poster with the best fight breakdown.&nbsp; I think it&#039;s safe to say that our good pal <strong>Azathoth</strong> has nailed it down.&nbsp; Congratulations, Azzie, and don&#039;t spend all those toe tags in one place. <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/big_smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="big_smile" /></p><p>Thanks to all those who participated, and keep an eye out for ROUND 14, which will be up shortly. <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p><p>And now for my take on the fight:</p><p>Firstly, both characters are from films in my permanent Top 10 Horror Flicks list.&nbsp; I found them both terrifying for different reasons; Myers as a force of nature given human form, and uncompromising, remorseless and, worst of all, <em>patient</em> psychopath as unmovable as a brick wall.&nbsp; That blank white face is like a movie screen upon which you can project your own private fears.</p><p>Leatherface, meanwhile, is an aggressive, unpredictable, flailing maniac with an ever-rumbling, flesh-ripping three-foot-long monster of a chainsaw.&nbsp; His patchwork face is a reminder that the lives he&#039;s taken are many, and that he carries pieces of them with him (and not just in his stomach <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /> ).&nbsp; It really is a case of Leatherface&#039;s irresistable force meeting Michael Myers&#039; immovable object.</p><p>However...</p><p>The Shape is not known for his dexterity, or even his defense.&nbsp; He stands there and takes whatever you dish out to him, be it six rounds from Dr. Loomis&#039; hand gun, to automatic machine gun fire, to a pick-up truck barrelling into him at fifty miles an hour.&nbsp; But he&#039;s never been attacked with something that can gut and eviscerate.&nbsp; He can survive those gunshots and getting hit by trucks, but can he survive being ripped in half by a chainsaw?</p><p>I don&#039;t think he can.&nbsp; Leatherface, as a killer, is Michael Myers&#039; polar opposite.&nbsp; He tears into his victims full bore, roaring and swinging his chainsaw and woe be unto anyone or anything in his path.&nbsp; He wouldn&#039;t worry about sizing up his opponent, or trading blows with them, like Myers sometimes does; he&#039;d charge straight in chainsaw-first and get to gut-spilling work.&nbsp; I see this fight ending with Michael Myers hanging by his feet from a hook sunk into his ankle and trussed up like a deer while Leatherface ponders what spices to add to his Michael Myers chili.</p><p>My take: Leatherface wins.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Good stuff, az!!</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;No, this cannnot happen it was so close. I shall claim that meat.&quot;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/lol.png" width="15" height="15" alt="lol" /></p><p>Creative, Az.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>OK, I&#039;m not changing my vote.&nbsp; I&#039;m going to write a little story.</p><p>Mike Myers, in his eternal search to calm the evil that beats within his heart, wanders the back roads of America.&nbsp; He occasionally comes across a town, or a person, that for some reason draws him in.&nbsp; He feels the need to remove these thorns in his side; he doesn&#039;t know why, and it probably doesn&#039;t even register while he does what he does so well.&nbsp; Walking down a road in Texas, he sees a sign saying &quot;Last Stop for 100 miles.&quot;&nbsp; Some part of his brain realizes that this is a long distance, and a detour would be a good idea.</p><p>Leatherface is quietly sharpening each bit on his favorite chainsaw.&nbsp; The meat should be cut clean, because he really hates to mop up messes.&nbsp; &nbsp;He checks the gas level, makes sure the oil is added.&nbsp; He can feel that soon, very soon, a new trophy will be added to his proverbial wall of victims.&nbsp; Yes, it has been too long since he has smelled the sweet tang of ripped flesh and coppery blood.&nbsp; He becomes agitated, wanting fresh blood, not knowing that soon he will have the chance.</p><p>As Myers walks down the desolate road, he passes a desolate gas station.&nbsp; Decaying cars from years and decades past sit haphazardly around the building.&nbsp; Obviously it has not been in use for years; the door is not even locked.&nbsp; Feeling the one bit of need human-like need, he grabs a drink from the sink, that for some reason is still working.&nbsp; The reason why never crosses his mind.</p><p>The family is out, hunting or doing whatever they do when they are not home.&nbsp; Leatherface does not care.&nbsp; It has been too long.&nbsp; He has a need, an urge, to carve into meat.&nbsp; Animal is OK, but he wants to carve human flesh.&nbsp; He hopes that the family brings home new meat.&nbsp; With this thought, he calms and begins to sharpen each individual tooth on his blade.</p><p>Walking further down the road, Michael see a house, or maybe a farm.&nbsp; Everything is falling apart, but maybe there is something here for him.&nbsp; He&#039;s not sure what he needs; but he NEEDS.&nbsp; Walking up to the house, all the boards and handrails squeak and groan.</p><p>Leatherface hears the noises of the return of the family.&nbsp; Finally!&nbsp; What took them so long.&nbsp; He races to the front door, only to see a white-faced stranger staring at him.&nbsp; No matter, he shall obtain the meat all by himself.&nbsp; Yes, there will be success!&nbsp; Running back to retrieve his best friend, when he returns, the stranger is gone.&nbsp; No, this cannot happen, it was so close.&nbsp; I shall claim that meat.</p><p>Myers has moved off to a side room.&nbsp; He knows that confusing his prey makes it so much easier.&nbsp; He watches as the ugly looking person with the strange mask looks all over.&nbsp; As the ugly one is walking away, Michael moves swiftly to dispatch him, but he kicks something laying on the floor.&nbsp; </p><p>Leatherface hears a noise behind him, and swing the chainsaw in a wide arc.&nbsp; It connects with Myer&#039;s head, staggering him a bit.&nbsp; &#039;Face starts up the newly sharpened saw, and starts swinging wildly.&nbsp; Myers is slightly more agile, and avoids the spinning teeth of damage.&nbsp; On a large lunge, Leatherface semi-embeds the chainsaw into a wall.&nbsp; Michael, seeing &#039;Face struggle to free the tool, raises his machete, and in one powerful stroke removes one of &#039;Face&#039;s arms.&nbsp; Screaming in pain, clutching the stump, Leatherface spins wildly until Michael cleaves &#039;Faces&#039; head in two with another blow.</p><p>Michael sits down in a chair.&nbsp; He feels that there is unfinished business in this house.</p><p>Winner-&nbsp; Myers.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Lon- &quot;Last day to get your votes in, folks.&nbsp; And don&#039;t forget, the poster with the best fight breakdown will receive a whopping 10,000 TOE TAGS courtesy of, Underdog.&quot; </p><p>If you&#039;ve already posted a fight breakdown but feel you can do better, feel free to edit your response, but do so before voting ends today.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>*Bump*</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, poo balls, I almost missed that ExtraneousPuppy&#039;s feature was a 3-parter! Gack!</p><p>Oh hell.&nbsp; I just realized keeping the story thread here and on Google docs synchronized is gonna be a bitch.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Bump.</p><p>One more day to get your votes in, folks.&nbsp; And don&#039;t forget, <em>the poster with the best fight breakdown will receive a whopping 10,000 TOE TAGS</em> courtesy of our good buddy, DHMW afficionado and all-around good guy Underdog.&nbsp; </p><p>If you&#039;ve already posted a fight breakdown but feel you can do better, feel free to edit your response, but do so before voting ends tomorrow.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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