The Blob: 1 Vote
Non-Justified votes: 1 x 1 pt each = 1 pt
Total pts: 1

El Wray: 1 Vote
Non-Justified Votes: 1 x 1 pt each = 1 pt
Total pts: 1

Pennywise: 1 Vote
Non-Justified Votes: 1 x 1 pt each = 1 pt
Total pts: 1

Pinhead: 2 Votes
Justified Votes: 2 x 5 pts each  = 10 pts
Total pts: 10

Tie: 1 Vote (no points for ties -- sorry!)

Winner: PINHEAD

So, it looks like we have the first opponent for the Season Final Match, due in four months.  Keep an eye out for the return to weekly rounds with Round 17, which will be up shortly.  Thanks to all those who participated and took the time to work out a battle story.

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B0PY9q … WkZHMGtBdw

Wait -- that's not innuendo, is it?  If so...oof...boy, you need some help...

The Blob, being some sort of alien amoeba with very limited intelligence, doesn't even realize he's been pitted against other worldly beings, and one bad-ass mofo earthling (whom has already been digested), in a fight to the death. Nor would he care.  The Blob's only concern is consuming mass quantities of flesh.  Whether it be alien or human. And having just digested El Wary. The Blob has already grown in size and mass.  Despite having the intelligence of a retarded hamster, The Blob senses hostility from the last remaining life form, and is still hungry.

Pinhead lives for the anguish of others.  He is a soulless being who deals in not death, but in the exquisite art of pain and suffering. Pinhead has tortured the souls of hundreds of thousands of mortals in his hellish dimension. Now he must figure out how he can kill, or better yet, banish the soul of an alien being to his private hell. Something Pinhead has never had the pleasure of doing.

Pinhead starts his assault by launching his ever trusty chains at, The Blob. The chains, even though the hooks enter the body, have zero effect of containing The Blob.  They merely slip out of the Blob's oozing structure when pulled on.  The Blob, Intent on engulfing and feeding once again, inches it's way towards, Pinhead.  The slow advancement of The Blob, allows Pinhead to re-think his strategy?  Pinhead summons a ring of fire that surrounds, The Blob. The Blob goes through the fire unfazed. Now just a few feet away from Pinhead. The Blob slows down it's advancement to half it's pace. Pinhead, puzzled, ponders why? " Is it because The Blob is running low on energy from lack of consumption?  Could it be that The Blob has lost sight of it's intent, or simply become bored?  Not likely!" Then what could it be..?"  Pinhead steps back. The Blob continues advancing towards Pinhead, but is noticeably slower now.  Pinhead extends his arm. Almost close enough to touch, The Blob. A small snowflake lands on his palm. "Could it be this simple?"  Pinhead raises his arms to the sky and summons the clouds above to shed more flakes. The clouds comply. Thirty seconds later it's a complete white-out. A minute later The Blob is frozen solid in it's tracks!  Ninety seconds later The Blob is vanquished to, Pinhead's realm.  In which Pinhead, will construct a virtual Winter wonderland to house The Blob. Where Pinhead will take joy in thawing, then refreezing The Blob for eternity...

Winner: Pinhead

Pinhead is just way too crafty & powerful to be beaten by the others. He's had an eternity to hone his skills of tricking, or out thinking his victims. Pinhead is, "a master of disaster!"

PS: Shortly before finishing this story I got to thinking???  Rather than Zeno being the second to be taken out. I changed my mind.  I now think The Blob would have been the second to go down.  But I don't have the time to re-write the story.   So, that's just the way I'm gonna end it. Not that it really matters. Just saying.

Lon- I demand a 20% increase in my pay, damn it!

Check's in the mail.

Nice work, Azzie.  You took my sloppy and convoluted "hand written" bracket and laid it out all nice and pretty like.  I knew there was a reason I kept you around.

Incidentally, two more days to get your votes in, folks.

I could fit it on one page if I left out the pics, but what fun would that be?

azathoth wrote:

Here's a link to the pic of Swollenguy's sausge

http://dofb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008 … ausage.jpg

You will have to stand back

Damn talk about a pavlovian reaction, I need a bib!

thanks guys

[edit- next step is to do the Exhibition Matches.]

Here's a link to the pic of Swollenguy's penis

link broken

You will have to zoom in to see it (I told you it was small).

Damn you're cruel Azzy