Horror Movies Forum - 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 20:46:21 +0000

10) The difference between you and me is that I don't wear hockey pads.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (LoudLon) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 18:09:48 +0000

1. That no matter how badly you want it, Amanda Peet will never crawl out of the TV screen and into bed with you to perform all the dirty, dirty things you've always imagined doing with her.

2. That I watch way too many movies.

What else is there to learn?

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Mr. Black) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 16:33:06 +0000

9)If Chow-Yun Fat is in a gunfight, he will never have to reload.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 16:28:10 +0000

8) Sometimes, just sometimes, it takes 20+ shots to your head to wake you up, have the music tune in, and get you to kick some ass.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Mr. Black) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 15:57:52 +0000

7)That some men, just want to watch the world burn.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 15:40:15 +0000

6) Say you love her "whispering eye" to romanticize and seduce her.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (wolfman1959) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 13:24:13 +0000

that i love movies more than a lot of things in this weird world of ours.

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (azathoth) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:35:42 +0000

Did I just wander into some alternate porno universe?

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (DemonToSome) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:36:06 +0000

Tripod wrote:

*commences fucking*

march in the horny babes one by 2

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:20:34 +0000

DemonToSome wrote:

well yu got 995 more to go man I never learned anything from horror flicks I keep goin and goin and goin day after day after day.

I know man! It's kickass!

*commences fucking*

Re: 1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (DemonToSome) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:14:32 +0000

well yu got 995 more to go man I never learned anything from horror flicks I keep goin and goin and goin day after day after day.

1,000 Things We've Learned From Movies

dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:08:31 +0000

Similar to the "1,000 Things We've Learned From Horror Movies" thread except this can apply to any other non-horror movie. I'll start.

1) Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. (It's what the Joker says in TDK)

2) San Diego is spanish for "a whales vagina". (Thanks Ron Burgundy)

3) A mutant rat trained overgrown teenage mutant ninja turtles. Seems legit.

4) He touched the butt! (Thanks for that, Finding Nemo!)

5) If you can survive on a stranded island with a Wilson volley ball, you're a lucky bastard. (From Cast Away)