1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement
12. Lurk moar- it's never enough
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
16. There are NO girls on the internet
17. A cat is fine too
18. One cat leads to another
19. Another cat leads to zippo cat
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it
22. /b/ sucks today
23. Cock goes in here
24. You will never have sex
25. ????
26. PROFIT
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
30. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo/Ben.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will fap.