''I have to return some videotapes''

My knees just quivered a little bit.  Oh Patrick.

"Boy, the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain shit because it's definitely getting chiseled on your fucking tombstone."

And I enjoy Melissa George saying "There's something EVIL in my house." in Amityville Horror too.

''Obviously, you're not a Golfer''.  I could just quote that whole movie...but we'll leave it a that.

''the Dude Abides''

"Work shed."

"Groovy."

"I'm fine..."  "I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?"

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
(Yes, I did have to copy that one, since I always mangle the first line, )

"My momma always said: Life is a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you're gonna get." Beautiful!

"Houston, we have a problem."

"When I was 16, I fell in love."

"I take care of the place while the Master is away." (Yeah I wouldn't even call that piece of sh*t a horror film.)

"because she's a life ruiner, she ruins peoples lives"

"Regina George isn't sweet, she's a scum sucking, road whore!"

Janice-"what did they write about me?"
Cady-"uh.. you weren't in it."
Janice-Those bitches.

"I love seeing teachers outside of school, it's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs."

and of course my favorite:

Guy-"Nice wig Janice whats it made of?"
Janice-YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR!!