Glad to be your co-pilot sir.

Very cool story/pictures once again master.

EpicFail, you have posted a day too late, for the monkey is back.  We have an Anti-Spam policy here.  I was on "vacation" for a week, so now my taste buds are dying for the putrid flavor of spam flesh.  This is what I do.  I and Punk are the outer perimeter now- you do not pass, you do not get to go to "Go", and you don't get to go to "jail."

You get this-

-because I have the resources of H3LL on my side now.  Before I was merely Lovecraftian-

-but now I have new fiends on which to switch your finest china with sex toys, replace all your bedsheets with erotic fan-fiction of Cthulhu and Barney Rubble sheets, and make all shrubbery and/or trees in your yard turn into 100-foot-high anal plugs that are signed with, "I am a spammer!  Love, EpicFail."

I am the rage of this site.  I never quit, I just take vacations.  But I will always drink the blood of the spammers-

Take yourself away, I'd hate to have to pay the recycling fee for our organic recycle guy/thing-

Get the picture?  That's how evil I will liquify your ass.  Now begone to your most sacred place, the place where tube socks are your friend.

And never return.

And reported.

You just diserve one thing.

THAT:

First of all FUCK NO!!!

Second of all, we don't like your kind here we have an army that just LOVES to destroy people OR damn bots like you. So I'll just send my good buddy after you so you'll die a painful Grim Reaper sucking your soul time. Disapear and don't come back here. Wanker!!!

Good luck anyways my man.

^^
Dude, what's with the long visits?  You're a great guy, but from what I recollect, there ain't jack to do down there.

That's kind of the point.  Shit's so crazy back home (the whole reason I moved away to begin with) that mom comes down here for the peace and quiet as often as she can.  Kind of defeats the purpose bringing two of the most hyper-active kids you can imagine with her, but try telling her that.

And like OldLaughingLady, I'm always in here late nights. Well most of the time. But yes, we definitely need a capcha stuff or something to cut them off.

And enjoy your family thing my good monkey friend.

^^
Most of them are bots.  An email verification would take care of a whole lot of them.  I don't know how hard that is to implement.  Until Meh figures something out, I'll be here, waiting for the tangy taste of spammer flesh.

When I'm off at the in-laws I'm going to create a site just for the HM army.  A pantheon of light, if you will.  Shouldn't take more than a few hours.  Then everyone can see the myriad of funk being dispensed against these jackalopes.

And I try my best, too.  I've always been one of the few on constantly in the off hours of the day (between 3-8am eastern time) so what little I've always been able to do ,I make sure to do! Have a good few days off with the family, Azzy!

Enjoy your respite, brother man.  In about a week I'll wish I could join you.  My mom AND my youngest nephew AND my youngest niece are coming to stay at my joint for at least a month. 

Dammit.  Why can't kids just stay in school all year round?

I can't wait to get to the in-laws.  I'm hooking up the Wii and just farting around for an entire week.  No job stuff, I'll check in here occasionally but I'm taking a break from being the monkey defender.  The only HM thing I might do is check out Skype on the weekend, and create a site for all of the glorious battle animals in the HM army.  I really need a f'n break from everything serious for a bit.
Even the monkey needs a break once in a while.  And oh, do they have some awesome breakfast diners out there.  Nom nom nom nom. <farts>
I'm classy like that, .

This has now gone from "ridiculous" to "truly fucking pissing me off."

EDIT -- make that 30 posts from the previous spam-bot.  I think Cap beat me to the other five.