Horror Movies Forum - P.a. 5

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dummy@example.com (azathoth) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:44:15 +0000

@Jose- sorry I was so mean last night. I was unnecessarily cranky. My apologies.

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dummy@example.com (kXnPunk) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 07:56:32 +0000

Mwahahaha you guys are sooo damn entertaining.
This whole thread is hilarious.

But these last posts even more.

PA5???
Already??? Well 4 just came out, let us breathe a bit please.

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dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 06:01:23 +0000

^ See Az! You see why I posted that about losing my grip on reality last night? For some reason I am finding joserabal's posts really amusing though. They are reminding me of something I'm just not putting my finger on...thinking something form SNL?

Anyway, it is hard to argue against that PA 5 is an upcoming movie that is a supernatural sequel.

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dummy@example.com (azathoth) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:20:00 +0000

^^
Thank you Mr./Miss Obvious.

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dummy@example.com (joserabal) — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:14:06 +0000

Paranormal Activity 5 is an upcoming movie. and it will be released in Oct 2013.

it is a supernatural and sequel movie.

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dummy@example.com (BASSI) — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:44:06 +0000

I loved first and the Third, they were both fun movies to watch.

This 4th was the worst of the series,

I won't paying to see this movies, I have paid to see the last 3 movies

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dummy@example.com (Ghostseeker) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 21:35:31 +0000

Tripod wrote:

Someone will die..a beetus.

This entire Thread was worth it for this line alone.

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dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 21:17:19 +0000

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dummy@example.com (Scavenger of Human Sorrow) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 20:42:56 +0000

^ Hahhaahahahahahhaahahaha!

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dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:57:09 +0000

Paranormal Activity: Diabeetus

Plot: A family moves in to an old house, but unknown to them it's haunted by Wilford Brimley, the one and only Diabeetus man who died in the house due to his diabeetus. Now Wilford will stop at no cost to torment the family, and will make them suffer the same fate he did by feeding them sugary foods..and their souls. Someone will die..a beetus.

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dummy@example.com (Scavenger of Human Sorrow) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:38:38 +0000

^ That's my favorite one so far Primal, great work!

If anyone else has funny ideas, we should keep posting them. They are great fun to play around with.

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dummy@example.com (Primal Nightmare) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:34:25 +0000

^ LOL!

Paranormal Activity: Pork Chopped

Bruce Willis moves into an apartment in Los Angeles to find himself haunted by the ghost of a tormented pig. Willis, by calling upon the church of Vegans, seek to get rid of the malevolent porker by removing all meat in the house. As the weeks go by, Bruce Willis becomes more and more deranged as his thirst for cow and chicken flesh increases. Until he can hold it no more... and orders a ham and pineapple pizza for delivery. This angers the vengeful spirit, and it up to a retired Vegan priest to save the day.

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dummy@example.com (Scavenger of Human Sorrow) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:26:39 +0000

Paranormal Activity: Strippers Paradise

Plot: When Mr.Johnson loses all his families money buying too much Mc Donalds, they are forced into selling their multimillion dollar house and move into a strip club which his friend Paddy owns. In the day, the family spends their days on the streets begging for money while Mrs.Johnson picks up a stripper job to get some extra money. But what Paddy didn't tell the Johnson's was, a previous worker by the name of "Jackie McGee" got horrifically murdered many years ago. And she's out for revenge now which the Johnson's living in the strip club.

What will happen? Will McGee get the family? Or will they fight her off with the power of stripping?

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dummy@example.com (Tripod) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:23:59 +0000

Yeah the ideas are endless. I say for the next Paranormal Activity movie they just get Bill Cosby to play the whole cast, including the demon.

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dummy@example.com (Scavenger of Human Sorrow) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:17:12 +0000

This is fun, we all should just be in charge of Paranormal Activity and make all of these movies. They'd sell straight out every time, because they are all amazing.