Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Im starting to think it was some extremist penis liberation group that did it.
- loneranger zombie
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- TiM the Zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
I did it!
- killjoy
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
apparently someone thinks the penis mightier than the sword....
That guy really got the shaft on this one....
- Shakingman
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Hey! I just saw a penis for auction on ebay! Think?
- loneranger zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Somebody quit acting like a dick, and give it back.
- Shakingman
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
I just saw Hannibal Rising this afternoon...yawn.
- TiM the Zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
I also just saw Hannibal Rising. There is no penis.
- Shakingman
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I was emptying my pockets this morning and yeah I found a few quarters, a few pennies, a token for the subway, some lint, but there was this unexplained flacid looking thing that when I touched it...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hannibal Penis Rising!
- sMart
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Heyyyyyy! I found a small penis in my pocket!!! Oh, wait, that's mine. Aren't penises supposed to be larger on the internet?
- TiM the Zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
I don't like where this is going. 
- fireyredhead
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Thats it!!!! Someone go check the Army Recruiting Office.
- loneranger zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Wait....................There it is. NO, somebody threw out a cocktail weenie along the side of the road.
- TiM the Zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Sucks for Hannibal.
- sMart
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TiM the Zombie wrote:
Sucks for Hannibal.
No it doesn't.
- loneranger zombie
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TiM the Zombie wrote:
Sucks for Hannibal.
I would become a serial killer to if someone stole my penis, It would just flat out piss me off, and there would be hell to pay.
- fireyredhead
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
It would definitely be an interesting signature, wouldnt it? Do you think he would hang with the Headless Horseman?
- skidog
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The Horseman is not headless, just curcumsized!
- TiM the Zombie
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Re: Hannibal Rising Penis Stolen
Let me rephrase: It sucks that Hannibal lost his penis.
- Kruz
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Hannibal can't trick me!!! He ate his own penis as a midnight snack.
Seriously, it's quite funny that somebody would steal a fake penis.
- loneranger zombie
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Hannibal ate the penis with fava beans, and a nice Chianti.