Jason is holding my pet dog in one hand and the machete in the other. I have been pleading with him for the past 10 minutes . All he wants is a copy of the friday the 13th dvd killer cut and he will leave us alone .....no he wont but atleast I can throw it at him and run..Plllleeaassee Help your my last chance ......
Oh crap my dog just went on his foot HHUURRRYYYY!!!!!!!