Well, Meh, here's an option that I haven't seen explored just yet.
Jason is just a big misunderstood kid who got the fuzzy end of the lollipop when he decided to go swimming (or got pushed off the dock, no witnesses, no crime). In order to save my fellow counselors and (gasp) the kids that might be there, I'd lure him into a room with lots of brightly colored construction paper, some bits of felt cut into cute patterns, a glue stick, some glitter, some popsicle sticks (oh, wait, can't go there, that's an eye gouging waiting to happen), and of course, definitely some macaroni for a mosaic (or a nice necklace for mommy), and let him go to town! He'd be so happy to have some fun arts and crafts time, being at camp and all, I think that everyone could get away peacefully. Naturally, I'd be waiting outside the door with the machete he laid down for "fun time", and when he was finished, with arms held high (I'm only 5'2"), I could decapitate the fucker, but not until he'd have had some fun before said decapitation. 
As an added bonus, I could sell his "artwork" to the highest bidder, giving me enough cash to buy the camp, turn it into a "haunted" resort, and retire on the profits.
Last edited by LivingDeadDoll (2009-06-18 11:40:18)
