Kevin Smiths Take On TWILIGHT

Oh Patron Saint of Theatre Employees please watch over the poor ushers who have to theater check during the scene when the fellow who got lost on his way to the set of the MTV remake of "Easy Rider" takes off his shirt.  Please protect their ears from bursting out from the cacophony of screaming that will ensue. 

All seriousness, I dropped by my theater the day after I got home (which was the day after Twilight had opened) and I was standing the lobby talking to a friend when I heard what sounded like a whale giving birth.  He sighed and said "Pattinson just walked on screen."  We could hear girls scream even in the lobby....oh Lord...

But, PRAISE SILENT BOB!  Whenever he speaks, it's something important and philosophical.  His last line (won't spoil) had me laughing for so long.

Last edited by thegoldensimatar (2009-07-26 19:59:08)

OMG! That end was freaking funny as hell! ROFL!!! Kevin Smith is a genius at humor....My god that was funny! I guess I won't rip of Twilight any more, im lookin forward to those 18 year old girls lol

If you are a girl, I love you, though less than Vamp Wife. [edit- and Mavie, BTK, puppy, & 'Zilla]  If you are a guy, the keg is on me. 

(I didn't have to make the sparkle joke this time, I didn't have to make the sparkle joke this time!  Sometimes it is hard to be the arbiter of 'less sparkles in the world makes us all better')

Last edited by azathoth (2009-07-27 00:53:15)

Why do I get the feeling you will steal the keg, drink it, fill it with pee, and return it with 3 minutes? 

That works for me! 

I've always had the greatest respect for Kevin Smith because he's so fucking real.  He had it totally sussed.  He's no hater, and he spoke the truth.  Love it.  Big respect to the man.

lol, i would to see his take on the twilight movies.