Terminator 5&6.

OK, what they need to do to tie up the franchise is make the movie we all have been waiting for since the T1 dream sequence- A balls-to-wall all out war movie in the future.  No f'n around with the family line, no time travel, one epic, last-gasp, FX orgy of destruction and fire.  No romantic interests.  Terminators crushing skulls, humans firing plasma cannons from their crotches, kangaroo-koalas with laser eyes, the whole bit.  Monkeys with exploding bananas, Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer flying airplanes to Kenny Loggins music.  Heimlich-like power armor.  Girls in bikinis playing volleyball for no reason.  Pro football on the moon, but using a Martian's body instead of a football.  Predator's running around f'n up the Terminators.  Dancing penguins with nuclear-tipped tap shoes.  Cows who want to eat mo chikin!    The creepy dancing guy for Great Adventure.  Pensive Hamster wipes out an entire battelfield with one ook.  I want all that shit, baby!

[edit- or would that be too much?]

Last edited by azathoth (2009-12-17 16:13:48)

Salvation was my favorite,despite not having the govenator.

Must disagree and go with T2.  Though the fake Governator was funny in Salvation.

Salvation