Re: Masturbators on HM?
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What would really be weird is if people started saying when they were masturbating. There's a difference between saying "yes, I masturbate" and "I'm masturbating right now". It might seem like a fine line, but, really... ah... well, I would say more, but it's 8:05 and time for me to masturbate.
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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I've NO comments!! What a shame!! This is disgusting...That's what i would say if i was not serious!!! 
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Its the most natural thing a man can do so.........yeah I am huge fan of this ritualistic and religious practice.
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Mirthquake wrote:
Gardenofstone10 wrote:Speechless, no, but given someone was upset about this thread, I'd rather not bait them, lol.
But you're a master at it!
best of the best 
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i got skammed by videosz.com the other day
went for the 3 day trail.. end up being charged a 1 month membership
so my download limit of 50 gig is almost used, and we are just half way
so if anyone is interested in using this account.. send me a pm
im canceling it soon
i beat it vigorously
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ZOMBlE wrote:
i got skammed by videosz.com the other day
went for the 3 day trail.. end up being charged a 1 month membership
so my download limit of 50 gig is almost used, and we are just half way
so if anyone is interested in using this account.. send me a pm
im canceling it sooni beat it vigorously
No shame in that man
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no - no shame at all
actually i dont think i can shame myself
i haz no standards
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post by proxy!!
moviemaven wrote:
deadhorse13 wrote:I bet they're masturbating and not even posting in my thread. Fail
Yep.
sweet. 
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^^^
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2-3 times daily, I love when you wake up in the middle of the night wack it and then fall asleep, don't lie its the best way to get back to sleep!
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It is proven to offset and even avoid prostate cancer. I have sex about 4 times a week, and still masturbate every day. No chances
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It’s always good time to:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMocRr5WjL4[/youtube]
everyone does it:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjyFYLOwW1w[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLllSAcF-8[/youtube]
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really... who took the time to film that ???
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I think that was the original name of you tube.
www.really... who took the time to film that ???.com
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^^^ ha ha ha ha
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Is it wrong if I went through the other related videos that came (ha...came) up after I watched those ones...?
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only if you did it one handed 
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I actually had to do it with my feet, 'cause...well, y'know...
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um.....because you lost your hands in a bizarre gardening accident??
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Chrizzy wrote:
I actually had to do it with my feet, 'cause...well, y'know...
a finger in the bum?