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I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "
Turn the music up
While you stroke that pussy babe
I tried to spank itBut oops, my junk broke right offNow I can't pee-pee
I have a nice little one based on the film "High Tension "Turn the music up While you stroke that pussy babe DecapitationThank you....lol
Hahaha just made my day (love that movie)
i watched the new showi bought what they told me todo people like me now?
Gnawing on tastiesCrimson dribbling down my chinOops- jaw just fell off...
An undead monkey In a Lovecraftian throneSmells like rotten Az...
You can't be missing and show up at the same timeUnless..you a zombieI'mma put that on MySpace
Az is a zombie, seeWhat that means is that he isDead between the legs.
ate dead vaginafound it preferable tocheese macaroni
edited for zombie content LOL
Last edited by deadhorse13 (2011-04-22 00:06:14)
Monkey brains in stew,And the wicked witch is dead,Fuck you Dorothy.
(Not really zombie, I know, but there are brains...)
Monkeys take revengeWith awesome poo flinging skillsDead duck, but still fucked
Quick! Dodge, splat, duck, splat,Azathoths' at it again,Where's it all come from!?