Topic: Top Five Snake Shows

Intro
Before I get into this one, I want to point out that I didn't come up with the idea for this list.  This was suggested to me by deadhorse13, so I just want to recognize his contribution.  This one's for you, buddy!

It's rare to find someone who has a kind word about snakes.  Reviled for centuries in certain cultures as the very embodiment of evil, snakes have something of an evil reputation.  That having been said, it's not surprising that snakes have appeared in their fair share of horror films.  The following list contains five snake-themed features that will have you slithering out of your skin.  These selections exclude films that I found somewhat enjoyable, but that I wouldn't necessarily recommend (e.g.,Python) and films that had a degree of commercial success but, which I believe, simply flat-out suck (e.g.,Snakes on a Plane).  Let's do it...

5-  Anaconda (1997)
A group of people go off in search of a lost tribe, but wind up hunting a giant snake.  The film is essentially a modern-day, 50's-style monster movie.  Several disposable characters meet their demise before the survivors finally deal with the monstrous serpent once and for all.  The film is entertaining enough if you're able to shut off your brain and go with the flow, but I do have one complaint.  Danny Trejo appears in this film very briefly before getting bumped off (ditto Predators) and that is simply not cool.  Danny Trejo automatically makes any movie more awesome just by his presence, yet directors seem to want to be rid of his characters the first chance they get.  I just don't get it.

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4-  Jennifer (1978)
Did you like Carrie?  If not, skip this one and move on to number three, otherwise, check out this late 70's chiller.  The movie is about a young lady who was once a gifted snake-handler, but is now attending a private school on a scholarship and trying to forget her past.  Of course, it wouldn't be much of a film if she were successful, so a group of kids makes her life difficult and she's forced to whip out her snake-mojo.  It's not the slickest (or most original) film ever made, but it's got some interesting scenes, some stuff you won't expect in a film of this sort and some stuff that is intended to be dramatic but will likely have you laughing your ass off.

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3-  Sssssss (1973)
I wasn't really able to appreciate this film when I first saw it.  It seems to be going for the sorts of body-transformation themes that David Cronenberg is known for, but it doesn't quite clear the bar.  Still, it's a fairly solid film about a guy who becomes an assistant to a snake expert, only to later discover that Dr. Stoner (yeah, that's his name) is not exactly what he seems.  Dr. Stoner injects his assistant with a serum that supposedly will inoculate him against snake venom, but will it really?  If you're into 'mad scientist' movies, you'll get a kick out of watching Stoner ramble about human extinction and talk to his snakes.  Fans of The A-Team will recognize the assistant (played by Dirk Benedict) as the same actor who played 'Faceman'.  It's certainly not the most plausible movie ever made, but if you're willing to hang in with it, you won't be disappointed.

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2-  Signs and Wonders (The X-Files – Season 7, Episode 9)
Yeah, this isn't a horror movie, nor was The X-Files a horror TV show, but Signs and Wonders is probably one of the best 'snake' features you'll see on TV.  The story focuses on a pregnant young lady who is caught between her old church (a snake-handling church) and a new, more progressive church.  If you're afraid of snakes, this is going to be a tough one to watch as there are not only plenty of snakes, but there are plenty of tight situations involving them.  The episode isn't really so much about snakes as it is about what we believe, why we believe it and how willing we are to accept something that looks good, even if it's not.  The X-Files was running out of steam around this time, but Signs and Wonders proved there was still some life left.

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1-  Venom (1981)
A British film about kidnappers who get more than they bargained for when the kid they're after has a black mamba slithering through his house.  The premise seems absolutely ridiculous, but it comes together well.  The movie is pretty tense, the acting fairly decent and the pacing is acceptable.  The snake is used more as a device to create tension than as the star of the film, but I believe that is to the movie's credit.  Let's be honest – a snake isn't that hard to kill.  The film makers play it smart and make the human actors do most of the heavy lifting, with the snake being used to deliver additional zest.  If you've never seen this one (and I'm assuming most haven't), it's certainly worth a rental.

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A final note
Not every great snake was able to appear in this list.  There are some snakes who performed admirably, but will probably never get a list to themselves.  In honor of these fine serpents, I have listed below five snakes that deserve recognition for their efforts.

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Oh so awesome!!!
My fave snake movie was Stanley, but I haven't watched it since I was a wee girl, I will have to rewatch that one, I've got it on a Horror collection dvd somewheres around here.
ssssnakes!!! Great writeup:cool:

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Cool list, never heard of Jennifer (1978) before,  sould really good (off to watch the trailer now).


so is jennifer's body a sequel to this?  i just Joking lol , i know it not!

Last edited by BASSI (2010-08-14 12:19:26)

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BASSI wrote:

Cool list, never heard of Jennifer (1978) before,  sould really good (off to watch the trailer now).


so is jennifer's body a sequel to this?  i just Joking lol , i know it not!

lol:lol:

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Cool list, glad to see Venom on there. It's a classic IMO.

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My favorite has to be this movie "Calamity of snakes"(1982)  from asia. It is so insanely ridiculous and cheesy but it's absolutely hilarious. This super snake can fly , roar , fight off a kung fu master and lead hundreds of smaller snakes to revolt.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0xjOCZr2yk[/youtube]

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Seeing that pic of medusa from the first clash of the titans brings back memories

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Best . Snake movie. Ever.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Q-PyZxZjw[/youtube]

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kung fu Snakes.:lol::lol::lol:

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Nice list, i still have to see a few of these movies. One of my favourite snake movies was anacondas, i really enjoyed it.

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fmvgamer wrote:

fight off a kung fu master

I'm totally sold just on that part alone.  That trailer was so awesome that I must own that film.

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Not really snake movies but thai movies "Sars War" and "Vengeance" both features a big giant mutant snake. Sars War is essentially a zombie horror comedy , while Vengeance is a horror action.

"Sars War"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qskrW0U34[/youtube]

"Vengeance"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BEjqvIh6G8[/youtube]

TeeSeeBee wrote:
fmvgamer wrote:

fight off a kung fu master

I'm totally sold just on that part alone.  That trailer was so awesome that I must own that film.

Hope you enjoy it . A total cheesefest but it's so over the top , you got to love it ! big_smile The movie created a stink because they had real snakes being killed.

Last edited by fmvgamer (2010-08-15 10:52:18)

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GREAT JOB !!!  LOVE THIS ARTICLE !!!!!!
Im sooooo pleased to see that Ssssssss  made this list..
Venom is a great movie also......it would have been nice to see Lair Of The White Worm up there,

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Great list, Tee See!
I love Andaconda.

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thedeadshallrule wrote:

Oh so awesome!!!
My fave snake movie was Stanley, but I haven't watched it since I was a wee girl, I will have to rewatch that one, I've got it on a Horror collection dvd somewheres around here.
ssssnakes!!! Great writeup:cool:

Stanley was a decent flick. I didn't think it was great, but it was definitely enjoyable!

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Sorry but you left out Snakes on a plane with Samuel Jackson. That is by far the ULTIMATE snake movie

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^^ Agreed.  Cool list, tsb!

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No MOTHA F***ING SNAKES ON A MOTHA F***ING PLANE???? LOL

Cool list, Venom sounds good, just another to add to my long list of movies i need to see.