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fredgarvin wrote:
Hairy porn is the best.
Have you ever SEEN Ron Jeremy?!?!
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^ It's called 70s retro. 
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lol
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LoudLon wrote:
^ It's called 70s retro.
No, it's called "what the hell is that thing!"
Back in college we're watching a nice, normal porn movie, ya know a guy and a girl. Out of nowhere Ron Jeremy walks in, sits down, and starts going down on himself. I couldn't tell if they girls or the guys at the party were more disturbed. Me, I stuck my head in the microwave and turned it to "supernova."
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^ Now that was funny!
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Was browsing the web a few months back and came upon some porn which featured a much younger Ron Jeremy, and the guy actually had a decent build.
I guess when the chick in the scene is with you is getting paid to be there, you stop giving a crap about looking good for them. 
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Funny how porn has driven so much of our technological advances. VHS, DVD, internet. Now we have sexting. The Martians must think we have a one track mind; still doesn't explain their weakness to Slim Whitman.
Bonus- 50 TTs for explaining that last reference.
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Mars Attacks! of course. Nevermind the TT's, I already have more than I know what to do with lol
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LoudLon wrote:
Mars Attacks! of course. Nevermind the TT's, I already have more than I know what to do with lol
So do I, so suck it! 
Nice call on the movie. You have skills, grasshopper.
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wolfman1959 wrote:
daxter wrote:wolfie you are one of the greats here. Here's a present for you
daxter! how are you? thanks for the present i think i'm in love
you're welcome i'm pretty good things are finally starting to go my way so i have nothing to complain about for once.
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daxter wrote:
wolfman1959 wrote:daxter wrote:wolfie you are one of the greats here. Here's a present for you
daxter! how are you? thanks for the present i think i'm in love
you're welcome i'm pretty good things are finally starting to go my way so i have nothing to complain about for once.
good to hear Dax!
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do i still rule? or have i been overthrown yet. a quick show of hands please. hey lon and deadhorse put me down! don't throw me through the window! aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh !
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wolfman1959 wrote:
do i still rule?
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azathoth wrote:
wolfman1959 wrote:do i still rule?
The Cheque's already in the post , my good simian friend.
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well, i just came across this thread again. do i still rule or have i lost my touch, and been toppled from my throne by some young upstart? ( i know i have in many departments 
sigh ).Me and Andy are off to the football this afternoon to watch our first home game of the season. we missed the first home game on tuesday evening, and we won 1-0. after 2 games we are 5th in the league won 1, drew 1. come on you U's make it 2 wins and 3 more points!
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^^^
See pic above your post. It still applies.
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cheers ! my old monkey friend! ( throws a banana or two az's way) . if you ever come to the old country anytime , i'll have to buy you one or two of those good old British pints
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Sure, my furry friend! You have plans for the 27th? Next Movie Night.
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azathoth wrote:
Sure, my furry friend! You have plans for the 27th? Next Movie Night.
that date is our annual works outing for the third year running to be held at Newmarket Races and we get the hob nob treatment. our own marquee away from the riff raff, our own bookmaker, our own waitress service, and we keep getting food and tons of drink piled at us. if the last two years are anything to go by i will be flat on my back and not at all too well so proberly not! 
i should be back to normal after that though and then you try and stop me from being on the movie nights! i love em
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Too bad, we're doing 'Night of the Creeps' and 'The Convent.' But there is always the podcast! Have fun at your outing. Put £2 (is that the right symbol?) on 'Monkey Funk' in the 3rd to place.
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Partying in wolfy's thread xD. You still rock boy!
<3
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^^
That last one reminds me of the new Dairy Queen commercial- Rock Falcon!
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azathoth wrote:
Too bad, we're doing 'Night of the Creeps' and 'The Convent.' But there is always the podcast! Have fun at your outing. Put £2 (is that the right symbol?) on 'Monkey Funk' in the 3rd to place.
yeah clever Azzie ! that is the right symbol and any horse that has the slightest suggestion of monkey in it's name i will bet on it. each way is the term azzie old boy for finishing first, 2nd or 3rd
let's hope i don't get a bollocking this year like i did last year, at least the person who caused trouble for me last year has left.
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Baby_Firefly wrote:
Partying in wolfy's thread xD. You still rock boy!
<3
thanks Rhi Darling! you called me Boy!! that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me !!! ( sniff) ( runs off all emotional , sobbing). you rock too!, just remember that disco ! 
xxx