Stuntman Mike's a great character, but keep in mind I'm not in my 50s, don't drive a rad Chevy Nova and don't ejaculate upon impact when driving my car into oncoming traffic. Otherwise, cool, I'll take it.
Azzie - the monkey from Link. Don't gripe, you get to hang with Elizabeth Shue.
Deadhorse - the stoner guy from Friday the 13th part III. Sorry you get electrocuted, by the way.
Ghostseeker - the truck driver from My Bloody Valentine 3D. Must be the shaved head. Hey, at least you get some nookie before you get whacked, so you've got that going for you.
Mistress - I think whoever it was who said Santanico Pandemonium got it right. All you're missing is the giant snake. I could loan you mine, but if I'm not mistaken there's a law against exposing one's self in public...
Cap Howdy - "Eye"-gor Young Frankenstein (sorry -- Fronkunsteen). I don't know why. Speaking of Young Frankenstein...
Wolfie - The Monster in Young Frankenstein. A lovable galoot.
DirtyGirl - Wendy O. Wiliams from Reform School Girls, because you're bad-ass.
Chainsaw - Leatherface, natch'.
Meh - Claude Rains. Y'know, the Invisible Man...
Yeesh. I know I'm forgetting some people but I'll come back to it.