Topic: Before booking a cottage...
... make damn sure there are no Green Gargantuas in the area.
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Hey, it's Gaira from War of the Gargantuas! NICE.
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2nd thing to check- make sure there are no goblins in the area.
(Nilbog!)
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3rd thing to check - The cottage isn't located on top of an ancient native indian burial ground.
Oh and check the basement for Trixon 245.
Last edited by Vasquez (2012-08-21 03:48:26)
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4th thing to check- there are no crazy magic/Satanic nick-knacks in the cellar.
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5th thing to check - Make sure there are no crazy college kids who have a suicide pact in the immediate area.
6th thing to check - Have the water supply checked for infectious diseases.
Last edited by Ms.Gorefiend (2012-08-21 06:12:44)
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7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.
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8th thing to check...... no summer camps with the word "Crystal" in the name.
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9th thing to check: make sure the cottage's facade doesn't architecturally resemble an evil face.
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10th thing to check: Make sure kids didn't set a janitor on fire many years before.
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dang, you guys/gals are good
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11th thing to check: test the water for flesh-eating viruses before bathing or drinking
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^^ refer to #6
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11.5 thing to check- make sure there are no Rambears or funky monkeys in the area
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#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.
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^^
What if they're masochistic foreign scholars that rape you? 
By the way, if we hit 100 proper answers, virtual root beer for all on me!
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Ms.Gorefiend wrote:
#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.
Hm. That sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I -- oh, right. I remember:
LoudLon wrote:
7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.
I'm watching you, lady...
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#13 thing to watch out for -- crazy old men on bicycles warning you the place has a death curse.
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#14- Anything booked by a guy named Ash.
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15th thing to check: make sure there are no antique tape recording devices laying around and if there are, do not play them.
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LoudLon wrote:
Ms.Gorefiend wrote:#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.
Hm. That sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I -- oh, right. I remember:
LoudLon wrote:7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.
I'm watching you, lady...
Ah, but we are talking about two separate movies, no? #6 and #11 are one and the same.
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^^
Lady layin' down the smackdown on the Lon..
<giggles>
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And Lon, you can't just go changing your avatar. We need some kind of notice.
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Heyyyy, you edited in #6 after I'd already read that post. Man...! 
Oh, and by the way: I changed my avatar. 
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^^
He has 3. Wait until the fall holidays start- I change mine for each one.