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... make damn sure there are no Green Gargantuas in the area.
Hey, it's Gaira from War of the Gargantuas! NICE.
2nd thing to check- make sure there are no goblins in the area. (Nilbog!)
3rd thing to check - The cottage isn't located on top of an ancient native indian burial ground.
Oh and check the basement for Trixon 245.
Last edited by Vasquez (2012-08-21 03:48:26)
4th thing to check- there are no crazy magic/Satanic nick-knacks in the cellar.
5th thing to check - Make sure there are no crazy college kids who have a suicide pact in the immediate area.
6th thing to check - Have the water supply checked for infectious diseases.
Last edited by Ms.Gorefiend (2012-08-21 06:12:44)
7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.
8th thing to check...... no summer camps with the word "Crystal" in the name.
9th thing to check: make sure the cottage's facade doesn't architecturally resemble an evil face.
10th thing to check: Make sure kids didn't set a janitor on fire many years before.
Mr. Black's Website
dang, you guys/gals are good
11th thing to check: test the water for flesh-eating viruses before bathing or drinking
^^ refer to #6
11.5 thing to check- make sure there are no Rambears or funky monkeys in the area
#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.
^^What if they're masochistic foreign scholars that rape you?
By the way, if we hit 100 proper answers, virtual root beer for all on me!
Hm. That sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I -- oh, right. I remember:
I'm watching you, lady...
#13 thing to watch out for -- crazy old men on bicycles warning you the place has a death curse.
#14- Anything booked by a guy named Ash.
15th thing to check: make sure there are no antique tape recording devices laying around and if there are, do not play them.
Ms.Gorefiend wrote:#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.Hm. That sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I -- oh, right. I remember:LoudLon wrote:7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.I'm watching you, lady...
Ah, but we are talking about two separate movies, no? #6 and #11 are one and the same.
^^Lady layin' down the smackdown on the Lon..<giggles>
And Lon, you can't just go changing your avatar. We need some kind of notice.
Heyyyy, you edited in #6 after I'd already read that post. Man...!
Oh, and by the way: I changed my avatar.
^^He has 3. Wait until the fall holidays start- I change mine for each one.