Topic: Before booking a cottage...

... make damn sure there are no Green Gargantuas in the area.

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv68/ghostcinderella/gargantua.jpg

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Hey, it's Gaira from War of the Gargantuas!  NICE.

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2nd thing to check- make sure there are no goblins in the area.
  (Nilbog!)

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3rd thing to check - The cottage isn't located on top of an ancient native indian burial ground.

Oh and check the basement for Trixon 245.

Last edited by Vasquez (2012-08-21 03:48:26)

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4th thing to check-  there are no crazy magic/Satanic nick-knacks in the cellar.

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5th thing to check - Make sure there are no crazy college kids who have a suicide pact in the immediate area.

6th thing to check - Have the water supply checked for infectious diseases.

Last edited by Ms.Gorefiend (2012-08-21 06:12:44)

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7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.

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8th thing to check......  no summer camps with the word "Crystal" in the name.

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9th thing to check: make sure the cottage's facade doesn't architecturally resemble an evil face.

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10th thing to check:  Make sure kids didn't set a janitor on fire many years before.

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dang, you guys/gals are good

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11th thing to check: test the water for flesh-eating viruses before bathing or drinking

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^^ refer to #6

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11.5 thing to check- make sure there are no Rambears or funky monkeys in the area

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#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.

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^^
What if they're masochistic foreign scholars that rape you?  tongue

By the way, if we hit 100 proper answers, virtual root beer for all on me!

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Ms.Gorefiend wrote:

#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.

Hm.  That sounds vaguely familiar.  Where have I -- oh, right.  I remember:

LoudLon wrote:

7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.

I'm watching you, lady...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/loudlon/Animated/Staredown.gif

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#13 thing to watch out for -- crazy old men on bicycles warning you the place has a death curse.

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#14- Anything booked by a guy named Ash.

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15th thing to check: make sure there are no antique tape recording devices laying around and if there are, do not play them.

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LoudLon wrote:
Ms.Gorefiend wrote:

#12 - make sure there isn't a gang of sadistic local degenerates who want to brutally rape you and leave you for dead in the nearby woods.

Hm.  That sounds vaguely familiar.  Where have I -- oh, right.  I remember:

LoudLon wrote:

7th thing to check -- make sure there are no inbred hairlipped hillbillies with predilections for anal rape and/or cannibalism.

I'm watching you, lady...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/loudlon/Animated/Staredown.gif

Ah, but we are talking about two separate movies, no?  #6 and #11 are one and the same.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bot3ceIh1qhhkei.gif

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^^
Lady layin' down the smackdown on the Lon..
<giggles>

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And Lon, you can't just go changing your avatar. We need some kind of notice.

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Heyyyy, you edited in #6 after I'd already read that post.  Man...! lol

Oh, and by the way: I changed my avatar. big_smile

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^^
He has 3.  Wait until the fall holidays start- I change mine for each one.  big_smile