OK, so here's The Bruce story-
Back when I was in NJ, this little theatre did an Evil Dead II night, with The Bruce opening it and answering questions after. Then he sat in the lobby signing all types of things. I brought a couple of small posters and just some random crap I printed out. This was when he was being the thief guy (Autolocus?) on Xena & Hercules. When he got to the thief pic he was all excited that someone knew that.
So, Vampy takes a couple of pics of me and him, and then he says, "Yo, pretty girl, get over here and make him take the pictures!" Which we did. I post them, except this was still back in actual camera film days, so they are in storage somewhere waiting to be developed. If they have degraded, I will be a sad monkey.
Later on, I heard that he stayed until like 2AM signing crap for people! That's like 5 hours, I think he did that. Plus he didn't mind chatting to everyone for a little bit. That was the exact point when he became "The Bruce" to me. 400 people in line and I get to chat for about 5 minutes with him! And he hit on my wife! Try that with Tom Cruise and he'll probably try and sell you a Ron Hubbard book.