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#22. If you stumble upon your friend's dead body laid out in plain sight. Their killer is right behind you.
#23 Use chains instead of duct tape to tie someone. Looks better.
#24 Never assume the psycho is dead. Because when you ASSUME...
...you wind up worm food.
#25 Remind people you have a "Healthy Paranoia"
^^^Hahahaha Luv this.
#26 See blood... run away from that place.
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# 27 It's ok to keep hitting someone who attacks you.
Remember that you are most likely to lose your car keys whilst being chased by a maniac so keep a spare set in the glove box.
^^^^^^ #29 make sure to buckle your seatbelt
#30 Stay away from basements. Especially the ones with Blood running down the walls.
#31 Always aime for the head.
#32 Like haunted houses. That's where our friends Ghosts live.
33. Clowns that hang out in a sewer can not be trusted.
#34 If a weirdo offers you candy make sure you ask him to lay it on a surface so you don't have to get near him.
#35 When something weird happen at a certain time at night after 2 of them nights DON'T sleep there until you know what's up.
#36 - "they never found the body" = "killer will show up again either later in the film, or in the sequel"
#37 Turn the breakers off and leave them that way. Use oil lamps instead. Weird things always happen with sometimes dangerous electric stuff. Electric Knife, Drill, Nailgun, even TV anyone???
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#38 if you plan to have sex in a cabin plan life insurance.
#39 When you hear police knock at your door and you ask for their badge, do not look at it through the peephole.
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#40- When you stop at the village pub for a pint and everyone warns you not to keep going because no one ever comes back, maybe you should listen to them.
#41 When you get in a cabin in the woods, barricade the doors and windows right away. Will definitely be helpful.
If you meet someone for the first time and someone else starts trying to kill you assume he's trying to kill you too.
#43 If the candle light fades off and no windows or doors are open and there's no ventilation traps around, please realize that something is up.
Dont let the mainstream put you down. Cause Horror is too groovy for that.