Heres a short twisted version of Zappa's "Muffin Man" for you Az
The muffincake munky is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffincake remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffincake
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffincake
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin