Topic: Detachable Nuts

Like Legos.

Yes or No. (vote on the poll)

(In light of this question, Bobo's pic is kind of scary.)

Last edited by azathoth (2013-10-15 14:47:46)

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Vampy voted yes, for whatever weight that carries.

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No she didn't vote yes. I'm the only one that did. lol

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Legos are cool. Detachable nuts would be handy if you were about to play a sport like soccer or something, in which your teammates are involved in a lot of kicking. Better safe than sorry, y'know? Best to leave the detachable nuts in the glove compartment of your car, or with a trustworthy friend.

Detachable nuts would also work well for cold weather. No one wants their balls frozen off, and everyone wants to store their nuts for the winter.

Last edited by The Creature (2013-10-16 20:55:44)

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^ Definitely useful for MMA as well. But how would it affect your performance during a sporting event? Would you have less testosterone?

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^^^
Could always use Viagra. lol

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-10-17 17:05:40)

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I don't know that fighting with a boner would help anyone. Well maybe by boner related submission. If it's long enough maybe you could use it as an extra limb for a limb lock or choke.

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Hahaha
But isn't a boner pure testosterone???

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This is by far the most dumb thread I ever posted.

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kXnPunk wrote:

Hahaha
But isn't a boner pure testosterone???

I think it's little pockets of blood vessels filling up and expanding. Don't really know how much testosterone has to do with it, or if Viagra actually increases testosterone. It might, I'm too lazy to actually do research.

azathoth wrote:

This is by far the most dumb thread I ever posted.

That's why I keep coming back.

Here's another good question, do you detachable nuts hurt while they are detached? Like if you dropped your bag on concrete would you wince in pain? And if not, when you put them back on, then would you feel the pain? Or is it that all nerve endings are severed once you get your detachable nut surgery?

Last edited by Theli (2013-10-18 12:52:53)

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Alright, which of you hosers voted NO for detachable nuts?

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In light of Theli's question about the Detachable Nuts and pain, I believe we need to request a grant from the National Science Association or the American Medical Association to study this issue.

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Writing up a proposal now. We'll need funding for gelding tools as well as research.

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I will provide the funds. My nuts are more than enough for half a century of research. lol

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^^

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6h-F96WkBL0/S474yFnOl0I/AAAAAAAAETo/zsJVHRpQXxY/s371/wtf.jpg

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Good man, Punk. You will be remember as you were before the nut surgery.

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ROTFLMFAO!!! lol