Topic: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

As I finally saw it, it's time for a thread about it.

First thing I'm posting is a video of the screencaps I took while watching it. Gotta LOVE VLC's screenshot option. lol

http://youtu.be/JbUNMo2UGkc

And now a few screenshots from that video...

Best shot of the best president EVER. lol

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/73/e3/4d73e3ea3b44063fa860043239ed0892.jpg

Sofia Vergara's boobs. Enough said. lol

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/57/b4/bc57b4a9b25501f42b5a6fc1bae8c1e7.jpg

Ahhh that's definitely my favorite shot of my lovely sexy gorgeous hot and cute as H3LL Amber this one. Damn the intense emotion in her eyes, amazing. H3LL I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH IT'S NUTS!!! MARRY ME AMBER PLEEEAAASE!!! Hahaha smile

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a6/90/27/a690272b04f6c6403d14a24c73d4424e.jpg

This one isn't bad either.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1e/56/94/1e56944392c39171a6b93c53ff72402a.jpg

Man, Mel Gibson's mask is just freaking AMAZING!!!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/93/33/fd/9333fd00312d1478d94e706ae5e5802d.jpg

Damn this will be cool. That's the next one. Poor Shé really, she always gets in big trouble. She even got another bullet in the head in Machete Kills. I love that Machete and her are unkillable. Bullets on Machete have no effect, and neither does anything aside fist puches and doped drinks which is very cool, he's our hero and fuck reality, he cannot die, we like him too much for that. Hahahaha

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/69/ae/93/69ae9379cae2a38da628d6937612c7b4.jpg

That'll truely ROCK!!!

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/be/dd/4e/bedd4e37c72c7c53a19ebb6d99222e51.jpg

So here you go, can't wait to hear your thoughts. And enjoy if you haven't seen it yet. smile

CAN ANY MOD like LoudLon or Cap Howdy edit the question and put WAS instead of waht please, I can't.. Thanks in advance. smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-11-08 08:58:05)

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I have not seen it yet, but for obvious reasons I will be doing ASAP big_smile It looks awesome

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^^^
Ohhh IT IS absolutely better than awesome. It's just PHENOMENAL!!!
Best mainstream movie of the year yet for me My Queen. Have fun watching it, I'm sure you'll dig it. big_smile

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Here's the Machete Kills Again... In Space so-called "faux" trailer. H3LL I sure hope that the crazy insane Rodriguez will make it for damn real, it'd Rock soooooo much!!! big_smile

http://youtu.be/WwudExxVtV0

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This Franchise is brilliant.

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^^^
Even better than that if you ask me. big_smile

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i have not seen this, It looks good. I loved the first one.

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^^^
Up till now the only one that didn't like it is LoudLon. No wonder. lol

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I loved the first-will probably spit at THIS one!

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I was hugely disappointed with it.  I too loved the first one, but whereas the over-the-top action in the first one was entertaining, in this one it's almost TOO over the top, to the point where it becomes nonsensical.  The scatter shot story, bad pacing and the way it seems to forget that it's supposed to be a send-up of grindhouse action thrillers and instead turns into some inane, Corman-esque sci-fi silliness doesn't do it any favors, either.

If this one is at all indicative of what the third one's going to be like, I believe I'll be skipping that one altogether.

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Cannot wait for the next one! I love that it's so over the top and ridiculous.

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^^^
I would LOVE if it was in SPACE like in the ending. Damn this would ROCK!!! big_smile

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It would be nice if Machete In Space was made, but I was pretty disappointed with Machete Kill. It seemed like it was just a vehicle for cameos and forcing past jokes.

What the hell is with RR and poorly composited cgi blood? I'm so tired of seeing Action Movie Essentials 2 blood squibs in shit. Especially movies and shows that have a decent budget.

Last edited by Harsh Creep (2014-05-20 02:29:25)

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See, Punk?  I'm not the only one who thought it was crap! big_smile

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I really wanted to love it Lon. The first is one of my top Robert Rodriguez movies.
There were parts in MK that were youtube quality. Is it really that hard to film some blood geysers on a green screen and color key them properly? It costs next to nothing.

Despite it's inferiority and many flaws I still enjoyed some parts of it. Charlie Sheen and  Alexa Vega were entertaining.

I really hope he steps it up for Sin City 2.

Last edited by Harsh Creep (2014-05-20 02:44:31)

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Those were the only two things I liked about it as well, Sheen and Vega.  I remember when someone posted the trailer here; I commented that the instant I saw Charlie Sheen as the president, I was sold. lol  But watching it, even his inarguably massive kitsch factor couldn't help it.

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LoudLon wrote:

See, Punk?  I'm not the only one who thought it was crap! big_smile

You guys are definitely missing out on the great as H3LL stuff. I pity you. lol

Huge fan of Blood squibs. Sue me...

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I liked it just as well as the first (saying something) until the ridiculous "to be cpntinued" finale.

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^^^
I loved it, the Justin Bieber thing made me laugh like a fool. lol