Topic: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

As I finally saw it, it's time for a thread about it.

First thing I'm posting is a video of the screencaps I took while watching it. Gotta LOVE VLC's screenshot option. lol

http://youtu.be/JbUNMo2UGkc

And now a few screenshots from that video...

Best shot of the best president EVER. lol

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/73/e3/4d73e3ea3b44063fa860043239ed0892.jpg

Sofia Vergara's boobs. Enough said. lol

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/57/b4/bc57b4a9b25501f42b5a6fc1bae8c1e7.jpg

Ahhh that's definitely my favorite shot of my lovely sexy gorgeous hot and cute as H3LL Amber this one. Damn the intense emotion in her eyes, amazing. H3LL I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH IT'S NUTS!!! MARRY ME AMBER PLEEEAAASE!!! Hahaha smile

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a6/90/27/a690272b04f6c6403d14a24c73d4424e.jpg

This one isn't bad either.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1e/56/94/1e56944392c39171a6b93c53ff72402a.jpg

Man, Mel Gibson's mask is just freaking AMAZING!!!

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/93/33/fd/9333fd00312d1478d94e706ae5e5802d.jpg

Damn this will be cool. That's the next one. Poor Shé really, she always gets in big trouble. She even got another bullet in the head in Machete Kills. I love that Machete and her are unkillable. Bullets on Machete have no effect, and neither does anything aside fist puches and doped drinks which is very cool, he's our hero and fuck reality, he cannot die, we like him too much for that. Hahahaha

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/69/ae/93/69ae9379cae2a38da628d6937612c7b4.jpg

That'll truely ROCK!!!

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/be/dd/4e/bedd4e37c72c7c53a19ebb6d99222e51.jpg

So here you go, can't wait to hear your thoughts. And enjoy if you haven't seen it yet. smile

CAN ANY MOD like LoudLon or Cap Howdy edit the question and put WAS instead of waht please, I can't.. Thanks in advance. smile

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-11-08 08:58:05)

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

I have not seen it yet, but for obvious reasons I will be doing ASAP big_smile It looks awesome

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

^^^
Ohhh IT IS absolutely better than awesome. It's just PHENOMENAL!!!
Best mainstream movie of the year yet for me My Queen. Have fun watching it, I'm sure you'll dig it. big_smile

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

Here's the Machete Kills Again... In Space so-called "faux" trailer. H3LL I sure hope that the crazy insane Rodriguez will make it for damn real, it'd Rock soooooo much!!! big_smile

http://youtu.be/WwudExxVtV0

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

This Franchise is brilliant.

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

^^^
Even better than that if you ask me. big_smile

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

i have not seen this, It looks good. I loved the first one.

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

^^^
Up till now the only one that didn't like it is LoudLon. No wonder. lol

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

I loved the first-will probably spit at THIS one!

Re: Machete Kills DAMN YEEEAAAHHHhhh!!!

I was hugely disappointed with it.  I too loved the first one, but whereas the over-the-top action in the first one was entertaining, in this one it's almost TOO over the top, to the point where it becomes nonsensical.  The scatter shot story, bad pacing and the way it seems to forget that it's supposed to be a send-up of grindhouse action thrillers and instead turns into some inane, Corman-esque sci-fi silliness doesn't do it any favors, either.

If this one is at all indicative of what the third one's going to be like, I believe I'll be skipping that one altogether.