OK, that was awfully brilliant.
Now I present some shnizzle for your shizzle to accompany my cranberry sauce of gratitude for all the people here who put up with my shittzle.
I could spend about 40 paragraphs thanking individuals, or around 100 if I just put up names, and I'd still miss people, so I'm just going to put one name up here, 'cause without this UltraTurkeyFromTheFutureOfTurkeysPast, we wouldn't be here-
Thanks, you crazy, crazy man. You have brought so many friendships, so much happiness and light to so many people way, way, way beyond just horror films, it's hard to say. I'll try-