Topic: If you could have a super power what would it be?

Personally, if I could have any super power it would be having the ability to inflict and/or cure any medical condition by simply pointing at a person and saying the name of the condition out loud.

Supposed to go out drinking with a good friend of yours, but the poor bastard has strep throat?
*point* "Strep throat"
BAM! Let's hit the town, problem solved.

Some big doofus knocks into you at your local bar or coffee shop; spilling your drink all over the place and then turns to you.
Doesn't even apologize, just swings his arms, huffing like a neanderthal, and says "What? What are you gonna do about it? Huhuhuh, yeah, that's what I thought."

Oh? Oh yeah? Thought that was funny did you? Well you know what I think is funny?
*point* Prolapsed anus.

and so on and etc.

What would yours be?

Re: If you could have a super power what would it be?

Infinite knowledge.  I want to know everything.  How to cure cancer, how to end war, how to eradicate global pollution, how to rid the world of stupid people...

Re: If you could have a super power what would it be?

That's a good one. Seems a lot more productive than my choice - certainly a lot less vindictive.

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Re: If you could have a super power what would it be?

Wolverine has some cool powers so i will take his

Re: If you could have a super power what would it be?

Teleportation and time travelling for freaking sure. smile

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LoudLon wrote:

Infinite knowledge.  I want to know everything.  How to cure cancer, how to end war, how to eradicate global pollution, how to rid the world of stupid people...

You would totally become Ozymandias.

Does magic count? Many of my favourite characters super powers are magical, or elemental. I wouldn't mind being like the Swampthing if I didn't have to look like him, or Zatanna, just say the words backwards, and blammo it happens. Refinnej Yllennoc peels htiw em. I wish. Well if not magic I'm going with Barry Allen's speedforce abilities.

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Speedforce??? Like Daphne???

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090528125442/heroes/images/a/a9/DaphneRuns-1-.jpg

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She is weak sauce compared to Barry Allen. I need to be able to go to different dimensions and vibrate my particles through matter, maybe some Professor Zoom abilities so I can time travel too.

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Weak HOT sauce though. big_smile

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Well if we are choosing powers based on looks then Zatanna is definitely my lass!

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061201131655/marvel_dc/images/c/c1/ZatannaVS2.jpg

http://joeshusterawards.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/serinda-swan-as-zatanna.jpg

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^^^
Yeah definitely.

I'd choose Claire though. Unkillable, self fast healing...

http://desktop.freewallpaper4.me/view/original/4355/heroes-claire-bennet.jpg

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I'd be a monkey.
Pretty much covers everything said above.
(Yeah, they're that funktastic.)

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I would want Wolverines super powers.  The claws and the ability to heal.  While that pretty much rules out tattoos for me, that still is badass.  I would have so much fun with that.  I would save the world.

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^^
May have a few problems wiping your butt after a poop, though.
<snarfled>

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Whoa, I had never even considered that before; Wolverine and tattoos. I guess the ink would just reject from his body a few seconds after it was put in.

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Theli wrote:
LoudLon wrote:

Infinite knowledge.  I want to know everything.  How to cure cancer, how to end war, how to eradicate global pollution, how to rid the world of stupid people...

You would totally become Ozymandias.

Ooh, a Watchmen ref.  Score!

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^^
At least it wasn't a reference to a 50 foot blue schlong flapping in the wind.

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Supersperm!!!!!!

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^^^
MWAHAHAHA Damn man. lol

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hahahahahah 50 foot blue schlong flapping in the wind, bravo sir, bravo.

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azathoth wrote:

^^
At least it wasn't a reference to a 50 foot blue schlong flapping in the wind.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96y3pfN4U1rtm8kk.gif


Hahaha

Re: If you could have a super power what would it be?

I would go with being able to fly. How cool would that be. Go anywhere you want ; Bahamas, Hawaii, Asia, etc...

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azathoth wrote:

^^
May have a few problems wiping your butt after a poop, though.
<snarfled>

Yeah, but if I had the healing powers, it would be all okay!!!!!

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I'd draw my powers from the quantum sub-atomic realm.

I could be a particle and a wave at the same time (regardless of your observance...I'm macroscopic, so the probabilities to apply to me...so there!)
I could shrink to sizes so small you couldn't possibly imagine them.
I could be in superposition...being in two places at once.
I could merge completely into the nature of matter.
"The SUB-ATOMIC CREATURE!"

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^^^
Why am I NOT surprised you've come up with stuff like this??? lol