Topic: Word Salad/The Most Nonsensical Sentences You've Ever Heard
Gimme the most incredibly non sequitur, random, nonsensical, contextless and/or weird sentences you can think of, from a source you know or your own made up one.
"Pouty people and whiny people. Friend, shut your ass up or I'm going back to sleep!"
"Women have a special feeling though, they got an extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength."
"Life is murder and you're forced to fight the war."
"Let's make friction after we eat lunch, reminds me of this one dude who used to make goats tell time."
"Don't matter if you're drunk or flipped out, the broccoli you and I gathered was good. I'll help you and nothing against your voice, it just makes me sick. It's you, bitch"