Topic: Word Salad/The Most Nonsensical Sentences You've Ever Heard

Gimme the most incredibly non sequitur, random, nonsensical, contextless and/or weird sentences you can think of, from a source you know or your own made up one.

"Pouty people and whiny people. Friend, shut your ass up or I'm going back to sleep!"

"Women have a special feeling though, they got an extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength."

"Life is murder and you're forced to fight the war."

"Let's make friction after we eat lunch, reminds me of this one dude who used to make goats tell time."

"Don't matter if you're drunk or flipped out, the broccoli you and I gathered was good. I'll help you and nothing against your voice, it just makes me sick. It's you, bitch"

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"The best thing about Tony Danza has a brick surplus but doesn't eat Chinese water balloons."

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"His solution to being just a theta with no universe was to not-know everything he knew and start in all over again.  That's the first postulate.  That was a great solution.  The only thing wrong with a theta is a theta."

-L. Ron Hubbard

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I know I'm prolly doing this wrong but there's a new salon that's just opened in my local area called 'Bespoke Hairdressers'. Try as I might I can't imagine a less redundant use of the word "bespoke"!

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Also, I was driving down the M6 to Wolverhampton the other day and I overtook a lorry emblazenned with the title and logo of a company called 'Corrugated Cardboard Solutions LTD'!

I must admit, up until that point I didn't even know that corrugated cardboard was a problem!!

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I'm The King Of The World.

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Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears!
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and...
Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!
Nigel: And then, and then--
Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

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"Sex and death are more closely tied than trees."
-Me

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"Fuck with the monkeys, you're fucking with the Outer Gods."

(OK, it makes sense here, but on CNN... not so much. smile )

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Totally not on target-
(Avengers)

"Hulk... smash."  [grin and smash]

(Don't complain about that, 'cause I have Jimmy to eat your head.)

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Fulcento wrote:

...I was driving down the M6 to Wolverhampton the other day and I overtook a lorry...

And the award for "The Most British Sentence Fragment Ever" goes to...

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^^
Bob?

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"Let's kick some ice." Batman & Robin

Of course, crapiest Batman ever had to get one like this... lol

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"Seven is the purple android of spaghetti farming."

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^^^
Holy damn so freaking weird. lol

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It was all from the hip.  I just started typing and that's what came out. lol

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Hahaha Nice. That'd make such a great album name. big_smile