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Punk, that was hilarious!

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Scavenger of Human Sorrow wrote:

Our work is never over

Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after

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I'd say follow me on Skype as I work, but I would be violating at least 18 international treaties, including:

  • Illegal Gibbering

  • Being too Sexy for my Shirt

  • My Gonadal Acreage Exceeds that of Manhattan

  • My wife can make you whimper without raising a finger

  • I have a freaking nuclear knife monkey

  • And finally, if that doesn't impress you, I have a Lon, a CapHowdy, a werewolf, a demon, a Rambear, 3 types ofe (edit, seriously?.  vampires.

Wanna see pics, see here.  Just don't complain when you empty your bowels on where ever the hell you are.

Wanna know why, I just maybe (Jesus HoppY Froo Jesus Sir Hoppity) have a new job.  What the f'n spaced balls shit is this?  At this rate, if it works, I'm passing off my old jobs to my fellow HMers.  And you don't even have to provide sexual favors for it.

Man, can my life get any weirder at this point?  I'd say a clown doing feallaton on top of the Capital Building would surfice, byt Lon would probably make a gif of that in about 42 minutes.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-11-25 14:04:58)

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So who lie among The Selected? tongue

But congrats on new job, new place, on everything man! *high fives*

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^^
THe Selected?  Do you have 1/2 of an entire outfit, sleep in a dumpster, and have extremely minute knowledge of horror films?

Then you're in, otherwise just keep thorwing peg entrails at us for food.
'Cause that how HM rolls- all on bacon, biotches!  Double woot woot.
(Would that be a quad woot or me just sneezing?)

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^^
Yeah, basically me, Lon, Wolfy, and Dirty Girl.  I'd add Howdy but he just has a hotel somewhere.
He mocks us with his cleanliness every day.

Last edited by azathoth (2013-11-25 14:21:09)

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Yeah, Cap thinks he's so much better than us, with his "toothbrush" and his "soap" and his "hot running water."  Well I haven't bathed in a hebdomad*, so put that in your uncontaminated pipe and smoke it, you clean Limey bastid!





* Look it up, you lazy bastards.

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^^
Dude, I have no idea where you're going with this one.

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It's also an obsolete Greek term for "group of seven days" -- i.e., a week. wink

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Aw, hell dude, I now have to learn ancient Greek to be conversant?!  Sigh...

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Having Theli here to do Daft Punk lyrics with me is great. lol

View it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it
Cross it, crack it, twitch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop, format it.

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I'm, I guess?

hmm

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I like THIS link on the Hebdomad page...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon#Hebdomad

Of course hey, Taldabaoth, called also Saklas and Samael. big_smile

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh0i3Kn7q1qm2ihro1_500.jpg

Last edited by kXnPunk (2013-11-25 19:30:42)

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That looks neat-o.

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azathoth wrote:

Aw, hell dude, I now have to learn ancient Greek to be conversant?!  Sigh...

No rush.  I learned that word like five years ago and this is the first time I've ever thought to use it. lol

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You could have lied, tongue

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^^^
He's way too badass to do that. lol

http://xaxor.com/images/tumblr-coincidences/tumblr-coincidences09.jpg

Mwahahaha

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LMAO!

That's pretty damn funny, tongue

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http://media.tumblr.com/d328fbbaf9671efb1fa5cb644b7a3f3a/tumblr_inline_mvn8tjFD7I1qk5joo.jpg

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*scratches head*

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http://31.media.tumblr.com/7471c9ec65a4d6901f47812d1f173ee5/tumblr_mmo5qnzEva1qddzt8o3_1280.jpg

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Baka, tongue

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Seems appropriate at this time...

http://www.thequotefactory.com/irep/en/5/56J4O23AJJETK_1Q7B1VG3_PL_L_LS.jpg

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Naughty monkey needs a spankin'.

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azathoth wrote:

Seems appropriate at this time...

Oh you, you, you, you... lol

http://media.tumblr.com/4e75f91387b574805194c58b1a6b528f/tumblr_inline_mwhu5bbI4e1s3qqq5.gif