I thought your night would have went something like this:
>Drunk at bar
>Met one of the, let's be frank, hottest girls I've ever seen
>Start chatting her up
>Says I'm awesome
>Ask her for her number
>She says sure, but before I give it to you...
>I say what
>She says, can I borrow about tree fiddy?
Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl at the bar was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! I said god damnit Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you no Tree Fiddy.
And now for the real story:
Got drunk, pussed out, probably will never see her again though.