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- azathoth
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^^ Yeah, mods can give you a custom title. Lon just happens to be Stuntman Mike, and I just happen to rule Movie Nights. You can ask nicely for your own title.
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I would like a new title Im sick of being a ninja lol
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azathoth wrote:You can ask nicely for your own title.
Hum...Hum...Hum... O please O God O Dear Lord O dear Something That I Can't Afford To Say The Name Of It Because I Don't Even Know It's Name Is And Who Or What It Is... GIMME' SUM' AWESUM' TAITOL' PLZ'!!!!!!!!
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I thought your night would have went something like this:

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Tripod wrote:I thought your night would have went something like this:

>Be Me >Drunk at bar >Met one of the, let's be frank, hottest girls I've ever seen >Start chatting her up >Says I'm awesome >feelsgoodman.jpg >Ask her for her number >She says sure, but before I give it to you... >I say what >She says, can I borrow about tree fiddy? Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl at the bar was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! I said god damnit Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you no Tree Fiddy. And now for the real story: Got drunk, pussed out, probably will never see her again though.
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I remember one time I went up to a girl in a bar and said "Hey I just met you and this is crazy, so here's my number..call me maybe?" and then she called me a creep.


- azathoth
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Funny, I met Vampy at a bar.
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Yeah that line doesn't work and now I have the song stuck in my head.
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Mr. Black wrote:Yeah that line doesn't work and now I have the song stuck in my head.
At least it's not Gangnam Style. I have no idea what the guy is saying but it's catchy 
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I happen to enjoy the song. And apparently Gangnam is a place in Korea? I believe that is ritsy.
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I enjoy swimming in the swamp with you all

- azathoth
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^^ Only proboscis and snow monkeys swim. The rest of us sit up in the trees and throw sharks down on you.
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Panda isn't allowed to swim. It's quite upsetting.
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Mowing the lawn while listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall is almost a Zen-full experience.
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thedeadshallrule wrote:Mowing the lawn while listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall is almost a Zen-full experience.
AH! I used to do that all the time. One of my all time favorite albums. Quite the experience. I used to write to Atom Heart Mother and Obscured by Clouds.
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I know one band that always soothes me and it's Joy Division. My 8th grade science teacher believe it or not was actually a big fan of them and he got me hooked on' em as well.
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A Lost Boy wrote:azathoth wrote:You can ask nicely for your own title.
Hum...Hum...Hum... O please O God O Dear Lord O dear Something That I Can't Afford To Say The Name Of It Because I Don't Even Know It's Name Is And Who Or What It Is... GIMME' SUM' AWESUM' TAITOL' PLZ'!!!!!!!!
Is there anything specific you have in mind?

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^^ "He who tosses the hamster in random directions" ? Edit- actually, thank kinda sounds cool.
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This is random..but did anyone else ever think Danny Tanner from Full House was gay?
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^^^ So was the guy who played the boy on Who's The Boss? Oh, and also Stephen Geoffreys, "Evil Ed" from the original Fright Night. Az, I was thinking "HM"s Bad Seed" or "Child of the Corn." 
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Seriously just imagine this guy creeping beside your bed every night with that smug face

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Creepier than Pedo Pete? I think so
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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But call the police Or else Uncle Pete will rape me
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LoudLon wrote:A Lost Boy wrote:azathoth wrote:You can ask nicely for your own title.
Hum...Hum...Hum... O please O God O Dear Lord O dear Something That I Can't Afford To Say The Name Of It Because I Don't Even Know It's Name Is And Who Or What It Is... GIMME' SUM' AWESUM' TAITOL' PLZ'!!!!!!!!
Is there anything specific you have in mind?
Something related to paranoia maybe? hence my name I only like The Lost Boys (1987) lol.
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