Topic: 25 signs you have grown up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up† and “breakup.â€

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.â€

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog “Science Diet† instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.â€

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to† replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.â€

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?â€

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass.

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

what does nbsp mean?

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

LOL, good list KTFB......especially #22 and #24.:lol:

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

Ash's missing hand wrote:

what does nbsp mean?

it was supposed to be &, dont know what happened

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

Nice list KTFB! I can relate to them.

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

Kill The Firstborn wrote:
Ash's missing hand wrote:

what does nbsp mean?

it was supposed to be &, dont know what happened

oh

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

firstborn your list makes me sad (to many applied) sadbig_smile

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I'm only 23 and 90 % of this list rings true......very sad day indeed.....

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

One more sign that you're getting old...

When you think you're going bald only to realize your hair has simply relocated to your back.

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Oh KTFB enjoy being young baby sister.  All 26 applied to me.  But... I still eat candy for breakfast and have been known to eat candy until I get sick on it.  I eat more children's cereal than adult cereal.  I like to go into Wal-Mart and activate all the toys at the same time.  I still watch cartoons and play Uno and color.  I am a kid at heart.  I am 33 feel 23 and act about 12.

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

Kill The Firstborn wrote:

14. You feed your dog “Science Diet"  instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

lmfao !!!

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

You find your old KISS jacket that you bought at thier concert back in 1978 in your moms attic, and it fits your kid, not you.

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Re: 25 signs you have grown up

the only ones that apply to me are #'s 1, 3, 11 and 15

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

Kill The Firstborn wrote:

the only ones that apply to me are #'s 1, 3, 11 and 15

Consider yourself lucky KTFB.  But dont worry, in a few years you will have more of them

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22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to…nbsp; replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.â€


I just went through this one a couple of months ago lol...

Re: 25 signs you have grown up

27.  You are more than 10 years older than the girl that started this thread