Topic: Mrs. Myers!!!
So we get moved, its in the same neighborhood. There is this old woman who walks the streets (she panhandles). She has wild grey hair, wears those poly-ester pulled up high pants and sweat shirts. She looks like her mind is somewhere else as she staggers the streets. We named her Mrs. Myers cuz she is so creepy. When the kids are outside and they see her they started singing the Halloween tune..doo doo doo
and we all go inside as she passes. We make up creepy stories about her, like she collects souls, lives in an attic, and can possess you if you look directly into her eyes.
Actually we have some Great stories that we freak each other out with..lol So there I am mid-day, taking out the moving trash...doo doo doo..doo doo doo there she is across the street, lurching down the sidewalk!!! I pretend I don't see her, leave the trash at the curb and head back up the driveway. Meanwhile she has stopped and is watching me. I close the fence gate to the house look over my shoulder and here she comes charging up the driveway!!! Ok maybe she wasn't charging, just increasing her speed to get up the incline...Who the Hell cares!!!! In one swoop I am inside the garage, heart racing, swing door shut, prop crap against it and listen.........
I wait a few... grab a side table and creep up to the door....I open the garage door and peep out...No Mrs. Myers!!! I walk to the end of the driveway, look both ways, nope...nothing. I lock the garage and bail!!!! Inside I am saying you will never believe me, Mrs. Myers was after me!!! ROFL....disbelief and no sympathy, can you believe it??
My heart was still going a million miles an hour!! Everyone filed outta the house looking up and down the street, yep there she was staggering up another street. LOL
We hyped her stories up so much, freaked me out. Oh the horror....but hey you won't catch me ever looking her directly in the eyes!!!!