Topic: How often has this happened to you?

How often has this happened to you? 

You come home from the store with a brand new videogame, factory sealed.   You grab a soda, move your bean bag chair up to the TV, pop in the game, pop open your soda and you watch the opening cutscenes.  Only, you quickly realize as you put your soda to your lips you are greeted with something you did not expect......porn.

Yes....porn.

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/753/753047p1.html

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It's never happened to me but that xbox disc I would imagine could be a collectors item and worth big bucks. That is if it's a true story

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Yeah or just some kid trying to get some money.  All will be known when the authorities have him fork over the disc.

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I imagine that 14 year old boys official comment to police had to be something like:

"I put the disc in the X Box, but instead of being Madden it was porn!  Then about 20 minutes later I went and told my parents." XD

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If I was that kid I'd be smiling and giving the 'thumbs up' in the photo.

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I wouldn't have told my parents about it.  Would have just bought a different copy to play when they are around and keep that one to watch when I am alone smile

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Well it hasn't hapened yet but I wouldn't mind, I'm just not sure any porn is worth the $50 bucks you spent on the 360 game.

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Unless it was midget porn, or maybe clown porn, them maybe it would be worth it. You know what would be interesting would be zombie porn, maybe, I don't know with all the parts falling off and stuff. Maybe I should write a zombie porn movie, what do you guys think?

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That sounds like a discustingly interesting idea!  H2K I'd like to be the make-up effects man on that movie! 

("STUNT C@$K!" - the movie Orgasmo by Trey Parker & Matt Stone)

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That would give "Keep the tip" a whole new meaning!

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Rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol I like that idea... zombie porn would be pretty damn messy

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Hard2Kill wrote:

Unless it was midget porn, or maybe clown porn, them maybe it would be worth it. You know what would be interesting would be zombie porn, maybe, I don't know with all the parts falling off and stuff. Maybe I should write a zombie porn movie, what do you guys think?

There is at least one Zombie porn movie already. Name "Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead".

Always wanted to check it out. Does that make me wierd. Anywho, you can take a look here. If you really want to that is.

http://www.diabolikdvd.com/category/Eur … on-1).html

Last edited by Adog (2007-01-04 15:18:52)

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