RIP wrote:10:30am to 12:30pm - Leprechaun 4 : in Space
12:30pm to 2:30pm - Leprechaun
2:30pm to 4:30pm - Leprechaun 2
4:30pm to 6:30pm - Leprechaun 3
Guy's taking a whiz in a public bathroom. A little guy with red hair and a green suit comes in and starts using the urinal beside him. Guy looks over. Holy crap -- little dude's hung like a horse.
Guy says, "Excuse me...I'm sorry if this makes you feel weird, but I couldn't help noticing you have an enormous penis for such a little guy."
Little guy says, "Oh, well, that's because I'm a leprechaun, and we all have big penises. As a matter of fact, because of your compliment, I'm willing to grant you one wish and make your penis just as big as mine. All you have to do is blow me."
Guy's like, forget that. He zips up and goes home. That night he makes love to his wife. Afterwards, he can't help but notice how unsatisfied she was. The next day he goes back to the public bathroom to take a piss and there stands the leprechaun. Guy says, "I've thought about your offer...I think I'm going to take you up on it." The leprechaun drops his pants and sure enough, the dude blows him.
He gets home excited. He walks up to his wife, grabs her, throws her down on the bed and tears into her. Afterward, he once again notices how unsatisfied she was, so he goes to the bathroom and looks at his penis and is angry when he realizes it's the exact same size.
The next day he goes back to the public bathroom, and there stands the leprechaun. The guy goes off on him.
"You said if I blew you you'd make my penis bigger! But you didn't! I can't believe you didn't keep your end of the bargain!"
Little guy says, "Yeah, well, I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."
*rimshot*
