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Im starting to think it was some extremist penis liberation group that did it.

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I did it!

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apparently someone thinks the penis mightier than the sword....

That guy really got the shaft on this one....

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Hey! I just saw a penis for auction on ebay! Think?

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Somebody quit acting like a dick, and give it back.

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I just saw Hannibal Rising this afternoon...yawn.

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I also just saw Hannibal Rising.  There is no penis.

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I was emptying my pockets this morning and yeah I found a few quarters, a few pennies, a token for the subway, some lint, but there was this unexplained flacid looking thing that when I touched it...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hannibal Penis Rising!

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Heyyyyyy!  I found a small penis in my pocket!!!  Oh, wait, that's mine.  Aren't penises supposed to be larger on the internet?

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I don't like where this is going.  tongue

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Thats it!!!! Someone go check the Army Recruiting Office.

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Wait....................There it is. NO, somebody threw out a cocktail weenie along the side of the road.

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Sucks for Hannibal.

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TiM the Zombie wrote:

Sucks for Hannibal.

No it doesn't.

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TiM the Zombie wrote:

Sucks for Hannibal.

I would become a serial killer to if someone stole my penis, It would just flat out piss me off, and there would be hell to pay.

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It would definitely be an interesting signature, wouldnt it? Do you think he would hang with the Headless Horseman?

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The Horseman is not headless, just curcumsized!

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Let me rephrase:  It sucks that Hannibal lost his penis.

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Hannibal can't trick me!!! He ate his own penis as a midnight snack.

Seriously, it's quite funny that somebody would steal a fake penis.

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Hannibal ate the penis with fava beans, and a nice Chianti.