Free Swag, Terminator Salvation Contest (Page 2 of 2)

I gotta go with Macho here. I would totally betray you fuckers. Make a deal with Skynet to merge with their systems in exchange for the location of the resistance members. Then we would kill and capture the rest of the human and use them for manual labor and essentially turn Skynet into the Matrix. However, in my simulation, everyone would be in their own little horror movie and me and the robots would watch and laugh when they put their trust to save humanity in a man with the facial expression of a plank of wood.

That would be correct. Although, maybe he might be able to do some good if he grabbed a guitar... after all, the Wyld Stallyns are supposed to save mankind too...

If I was a member of the resistance...

I would hunt down the last of the liquor on the planet, and hold the last planetary all-nighter. Everyone would be wasted, especially John Conner.

The next morning, me and a few close comrades would bring a box into Skynet headquarters, as a surrender gift to Skynet itself. Inside the box would be John Conner, dressed as Mimi from THE DREW CAREY show, makeup done the same. This would be the first, and only, time a robot would laugh, because the laughter from Skynet fried it's own motherboard, crashing the system, shutting down all of Skynet, and all the terminators.

Civilization is saved...except for me, who stands outside, but naked, whipped repeatedly by John Conner, not for saving humanity, but because I dressed him up in a dress that didn't match his eyes...not to mention the shoes he wore were flipflops and not high heels like he prefers...