Hold on there, boys! My wedding has dick to do with this. LOL (like I'd let some man get in the way of my boys)
I'm INJURED for pity's sake. *sniffs* Yet I still have to put up with crap. No fair.
aw Maven i'd be your footstool anytime! caresses foot ever so tenderly, kisses it lightly, starts moving up from foot ,(gets slapped ) returns to foot. put your injured foot in my smooth silky fur and the pain will go away, just relax, relax, relax..............:P