Near Dark Bluray Art is Twilight'ish

But just think of all the tweenie twilight fans who are gonna pee their pants when this movie scares the living daylights out of them
Now that's a thought that amuses

You really expect them to look "that"closely? Surely they'll just see the surface impression and jump at it like catgirls at a convention?
Plus you fail to take into account the well meaning but uninformed parents of said tweenlighters

I see lots of half watched tear-stained copies turning up on ebay very quickly :lol:

And to hear the recriminations aimed at the parents "Why do you hate me mummy and daddy? why???"

^

The TV spots will be classic

"Near Dark is sponsored by Kleenex Tissues, Strong enough for men, soft enough for tweenlighters"

But there is a cool side to this , traumatised twiglet fans can only be a good thing 

Never wish death  ( great believer in what goes around comes around )

Ugh can everything stop being compared to twilight or called Twilightish. Sickening

Yeah but if they are dumb enough to buy something because it has a similar cover then fuck em cause they deserve to be tricked. Why not repackage movies that would appeal to Twilight fans, like The Covenant or Blood &Chocolate, instead of dragging good movies through the mud

Never thought they would sink that low to sell copies of that movie.  In a way, it's smart.  People who like Twilight but never heard of Near Dark may look into it now.  But the movies are so different, I don't think they would like it.