Topic: Write your Zombie haiku here...

Shambling Death Drools For You
Run Fight Shoot For The Head Reload
Blood Spatter Brains Exploded REPEAT

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what's the rules for a haiku again?

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Rules for Haiku

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Very cute, <Macho>

It's 5-7-5 for those  who care
(haikus are also traditionally about the seasons, so there you go Mr. Smarty Pants)

Summer Blood Flows Deep Red
I See the Undead Drink Vein's Wine
Fall Shall See Final End

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nice one az cool

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Gnash, Crunch, Yack, Munch
Bones Between The Zombie's Teeth Get STuck
Liver Stinks Even Uncooked

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Gnashing teeth tearing tender flesh
Blood flows still warm from ragged veins
Life ebbs away, darkness approaches.

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I'll give this a try.

Streams of blood run swift
Drowning as the sun sets fast
The last meal is you

hmm

Edit:  To change the word "rivers" to "streams".  I so violated the rules.  As I often do.  I'm such a rebel.

Last edited by sMart (2010-07-20 04:18:23)

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Slow walking death comes calling
It comes to eat brain and soul
You will be one soon

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Lol cool!

I dunno how to make a haiku though.

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Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls

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I am just a stiff
Coming after you, girlfriend
Just like a penis

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Baby_Firefly wrote:

Lol cool!

I dunno how to make a haiku though.

Haiku's a three line poem:

First line is five syllables
Second line is seven syllables
Third line is five syllables.

smile

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LoudLon wrote:
Baby_Firefly wrote:

Lol cool!

I dunno how to make a haiku though.

Haiku's a three line poem:

First line is five syllables
Second line is seven syllables
Third line is five syllables.

smile

Baby is sexy
She loves the monkeys dancing
Wow, that is very weird

or

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls

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Chewing rotten teeth
Rip through your tender flesh
Need Barbecue suace

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I fear no death now
For I am death incarnate
Unfair, flaccid dong

Last edited by azathoth (2010-08-07 11:25:57)

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Sad, horny zombies
Have no love in the beyond
Weep silently now

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sniff that is so piognant az smile

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Fear no longer Daph
Eternal rest will be yours
When death does not die

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With hunger to sate
I stare at your pretty face
Through cataract eyes

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I know we broke up
And you've lost a lot of blood
But "Who's laughing now?"

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azathoth wrote:

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls

Gawd you're a hungry monkey... stay in your cage or else I bring out the electric whip for you to dodge.

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Ever since you died
I've been saving just for you
An axe for your head

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Once I am undead
Do you think that I will think
Or will I just drool

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if I knew what haiku meant I thought it was japanese anima porn LOL
Life is your death
when you realised it
death was a messenger
of pleasure that was only
for them that you killed


LOL haha I dont know but that was my thing!