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Shambling Death Drools For YouRun Fight Shoot For The Head ReloadBlood Spatter Brains Exploded REPEAT
what's the rules for a haiku again?
Rules for Haiku
Very cute, <Macho>
It's 5-7-5 for those who care(haikus are also traditionally about the seasons, so there you go Mr. Smarty Pants)
Summer Blood Flows Deep RedI See the Undead Drink Vein's WineFall Shall See Final End
nice one az
Gnash, Crunch, Yack, MunchBones Between The Zombie's Teeth Get STuckLiver Stinks Even Uncooked
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Gnashing teeth tearing tender fleshBlood flows still warm from ragged veinsLife ebbs away, darkness approaches.
I'll give this a try.
Streams of blood run swiftDrowning as the sun sets fastThe last meal is you
Edit: To change the word "rivers" to "streams". I so violated the rules. As I often do. I'm such a rebel.
Last edited by sMart (2010-07-20 04:18:23)
Slow walking death comes callingIt comes to eat brain and soulYou will be one soon
I dunno how to make a haiku though.
Balls Balls Balls Balls BallsEat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat EatBalls Balls Balls Balls Balls
I am just a stiffComing after you, girlfriendJust like a penis
Lol cool!I dunno how to make a haiku though.
Haiku's a three line poem:
First line is five syllablesSecond line is seven syllablesThird line is five syllables.
Baby_Firefly wrote:Lol cool!I dunno how to make a haiku though.Haiku's a three line poem:First line is five syllablesSecond line is seven syllablesThird line is five syllables.
Baby is sexyShe loves the monkeys dancingWow, that is very weird
Chewing rotten teethRip through your tender fleshNeed Barbecue suace
I fear no death nowFor I am death incarnateUnfair, flaccid dong
Last edited by azathoth (2010-08-07 11:25:57)
Sad, horny zombiesHave no love in the beyondWeep silently now
sniff that is so piognant az
Fear no longer DaphEternal rest will be yoursWhen death does not die
With hunger to sateI stare at your pretty face Through cataract eyes
I know we broke upAnd you've lost a lot of bloodBut "Who's laughing now?"
Gawd you're a hungry monkey... stay in your cage or else I bring out the electric whip for you to dodge.
Ever since you diedI've been saving just for youAn axe for your head
Once I am undeadDo you think that I will thinkOr will I just drool
if I knew what haiku meant I thought it was japanese anima porn LOLLife is your deathwhen you realised itdeath was a messengerof pleasure that was onlyfor them that you killed
LOL haha I dont know but that was my thing!