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Haiku is easy
Very much like my mother
Only with less hair

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I think its 3 lines of rubbish LOL

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My skin falls away
And my hunger is constant
Like screams in the air

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The rasp in her throat,
and the snarl on her lips say,
she's swallowed a bone.

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The cemetary man is a hard working man
He digs, he buries your dead, and he knows only life
But when the graves are to be dug again, life is for the dead

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He loves to eat brains,
but the occasional eye,
a delicacy!

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Craps on your head
Burps down your throat
Whaddja expect? He's a zombie.

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He screams out in rage,
it's hard to devour fresh brains
without any teeth.

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My name is Bub
I'll shoot the shite out of you
And leave your guts for my friends

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Uhm Creature...? You do know how haiku works right?

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askani-son wrote:

Uhm Creature...? You do know how haiku works right?

Well I thought I did. LOL

Three lines...has to be about zombies....that's all I know. lol
What am I messing up?

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Three lines, first one is five syllables, second is seven, third is five again...

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askani-son wrote:

Three lines, first one is five syllables, second is seven, third is five again...

Dammit....

Five syllables, seven, then five again........well......that's dumb! Who made those rules?! tongue LOL
Haikus' are not as easy to do as they look I guess. tongue haha

Last edited by The Creature (2010-12-05 02:52:29)

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The Creature wrote:
askani-son wrote:

Three lines, first one is five syllables, second is seven, third is five again...

Dammit....

Five syllables, seven, then five again........well......that's dumb! Who made those rules?! tongue LOL
Haikus' are not as easy to do as they look I guess. tongue haha

Some old samauri probably, IDK....they get pretty easy pretty quick though.

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Zombie Eats Your Brain
Skull matter is thrown, blood pools
They feast on your guts

(Not very good, but I'm learning. tongue)

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No dude, that's perfect!

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askani-son wrote:

No dude, that's perfect!

* Takes a bow *

Thank you!

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I slipped in some blood,
as it poured out of YOUR throat,
I cracked MY poor head.

(Most accidents occure in the morgue)

Last edited by askani-son (2010-12-05 03:11:27)

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zombie bite arm
zombie bite throat
now he's going looking for an old goat

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wolfman1959 wrote:

zombie bite arm
zombie bite throat
now he's going looking for an old goat

To get the taste out of his mouth!

lol

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Fat bastard Santa
All gristle and no real meat
False advertising

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Eyes go cataract,
and the flesh all falls away...
Will ProActive help?

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I like tasty meat,
like the stuff stuck in my teeth
and in my colan.

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Canada is cold
It makes our zombie balls freeze
We're not going there

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Out of ideas?
Add zombies to your poor script.
Then rake in cash money.